Tagline: "About your outfit Bill. No." -Hank
Peggy: You know, outfield is the new infield.
Bobby: That must be what it feels like in baseball hell.
Dale: Remember when the stomach flu was going around? Bobby's team could only field eight players, and he still didn't start. They actually had a kid playing "lenter field."
Luanne: Uncle Hank, don't think of it as being banned from the baseball league. Think of it as being welcome everywhere else.
Hank: Hey, Bobby, I was wondering if you wanted to hit the batting cages. What are you doing?
Bobby: I'm practicing my baseball card stance. Coach said that if I work really hard, I could be a Major Leaguer.
Bobby: I should start figuring out what team I want to play for. Chicago has great fans, but New York has the nightlife.
Hank: Well...I'm glad you're excited, but...uh, it takes a lot of, uh, ability and whatnot to be in the big leagues.
Bobby: Wait, are you saying you don't believe I can do it? 'Cause Coach thinks I can.
Hank: Look, I'm glad you're having fun, but the big leagues is quite a stretch. It's just...I don't want you to be disappointed when it definitely doesn't happen.
Bobby: I'm sorry, Dad, but I have set my mind to it, and that means with enough hard work and dedication, it'll happen. Right?
Hank: Well, son, uh... uh, I think you should play for the Yankees.
Hank: From now on, I'm going to support him no matter what.
Peggy: You are truly one of the best fathers who gave up on his son and changed his mind about it that has ever lived.
(Bobby has been put into the baseball game and has gotten a hit)
Peggy: He did it! He accidentally did it!
Hank: That's the most hits he had in the last 2 seasons combined!
Bill: Parents AND volunteers? So, people can make a difference even if they haven't made children?
Dale: Where do you think Kobe beef comes from? Japanese baseball players!
Char: I found the batting gloves I want. Look at me, I'm a chicken! (begins making 'chicken' squawks).
Bobby: Right now, I'm too tired to make it to the house. Could someone put down an orange cone so no one drives on me?
Hank: It's nice to make a fresh start. I feel like a serial killer who relocated to Mexico.
Hank: (about the baseball registration form) This never arrived. You never saw anything.
Luanne: But you're not making any sense. That did arrive, and I saw something.
Bobino: The nickname that the coach gave Bobby is obviously a reference to Bambino, one of the nicknames for Babe Ruth.
Bill: Take that Big Brothers
Big Brothers is an organization in which older males become mentors to young males. There is also a Big Sister program, which does the same thing but for girls.
The title is an allusion to The Bad News Bears which was a series of little league baseball movies done in the 1970s, and further a remake of the original 1976 movie done in 2005.
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