King of the Hill

Season 13 Episode 16

Bad News Bill

Aired Sunday 8:30 AM May 03, 2009 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Hank: Hey, Bobby, I was wondering if you wanted to hit the batting cages. What are you doing?
      Bobby: I'm practicing my baseball card stance. Coach said that if I work really hard, I could be a Major Leaguer.
      Hank: What?
      Bobby: I should start figuring out what team I want to play for. Chicago has great fans, but New York has the nightlife.
      Hank: Well...I'm glad you're excited, but...uh, it takes a lot of, uh, ability and whatnot to be in the big leagues.
      Bobby: Wait, are you saying you don't believe I can do it? 'Cause Coach thinks I can.
      Hank: Look, I'm glad you're having fun, but the big leagues is quite a stretch. It's just...I don't want you to be disappointed when it definitely doesn't happen.
      Bobby: I'm sorry, Dad, but I have set my mind to it, and that means with enough hard work and dedication, it'll happen. Right?
      Hank: Well, son, uh... uh, I think you should play for the Yankees.