King of the Hill

Season 4 Episode 17

Bill of Sales

Aired Sunday 8:30 AM Mar 12, 2000 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Peggy reads a list of insults at Bill as he waters his lawn.)
      Peggy: Hey, baldy! If you're looking for the hair on your head, why don't you check the... your shoulders and your back?
      Bill:Get off my lawn! I don't fertilize with poo!
      Peggy: Oh, yeah? Well, I wouldn't waste all that water on your lawn! You're going to need it to hose yourself down, uh, later, because... you stink!
      Bill: I- huh?!
      Peggy: You heard me! Even in France they would take notice of your bad odor!
      Bill: Well... y-you are rude, but in the morning, I'll be sober!
      Peggy: Shut up... lonely divorce... or you will be alone for the rest of your life!