(Peggy reads a list of insults at Bill as he waters his lawn.)
Peggy: Hey, baldy! If you're looking for the hair on your head, why don't you check the... your shoulders and your back?
Bill:Get off my lawn! I don't fertilize with poo!
Peggy: Oh, yeah? Well, I wouldn't waste all that water on your lawn! You're going to need it to hose yourself down, uh, later, because... you stink!
Bill: I- huh?!
Peggy: You heard me! Even in France they would take notice of your bad odor!
Bill: Well... y-you are rude, but in the morning, I'll be sober!
Peggy: Shut up... lonely divorce... or you will be alone for the rest of your life!