King of The Hill

Peggy: Nancy, how much longer do you think you can milk this sexy weather girl act? Two, three, two years, tops?

Hank: I'm not crazy about making holes in my lawn, but I guess it's for the children. Bill: My lawn is already dead -- maybe we could put all the signs there. Hank: No offense, Bill, but this campaign is about hope. Bill: Oh. Right.

Peggy: "Minh to Win." I don't get it. Minh: What not to get? I'm Minh. I want to win. Peggy: Maybe we should focus-group that. (thinks) Uh-uh. Women 18 to 45 will be turned off.

Kahn: Three women can't fill one position. This school board seat, not Boomhauer's hot tub.

Nancy: I bet this must be very exciting for you, Minh. Where you're from, you probably didn't have the freedom to criticize your government. Minh: Why would I criticize government in Laos? My father was General, I do what I want. I was peasants' worst nightmare!

Hank: Your initiative is really impressing me, and not just because you're ladies.

Peggy: I am not going back to college. I am a teacher! I am done learning!

Dale: (Singing) It's the voting van, here to take you to the polls so get on the van right now, and vote for Nancy Hicks Gribble!