King of The Hill Season 6 Episode 1

Bill: I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts.
(Dale kicks Bill in the groin)
Dale: Be careful what you wish for.

Peggy: What about... the other one?
Medic: We can't find it. But there's no cause for alarm. It'll probably turn up once the swelling goes down.

Clark: What are you gonna do? Are you gonna kick me in the nads?
Bobby: Am I gonna do it? Yes. When am I gonna do it? Don't know. Could be tomorrow -- now! (Bobby kicks Clark between the legs) One thing you'll find out about me, Clark, is that I'm not a very patient person.

Bobby: I didn't go looking for trouble. Trouble came a-knockin' and Bobby Hill's foot answered the door.

Joseph: My dad says that whenever you're in a jail-type situation, the best way to survive is to take out the biggest guy there. That way you establish who's boss right from the get-go. Or you can hang yourself with your pants. He says that's another way to go.

Hank: Well, all right, son! You know, that Chane Wasonasong must know all kinds of Oriental martial arts, and you beat him with good old American YMCA know-how.

Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you!

Kahn: Bobby Hill, out the window! Chane, you and your friends may use the door.

Susan: I'd leave, but I already paid your dad for the continental breakfast.

Bobby: You can't punish me!
Hank: I'll tell you what I can't do - sleep on my stomach! But I can sure as heck punish you!