King of The Hill

Dale: Somebody say something immortal Hank: Well, I was at the grocery store yesterday Dale: This is gonna be good! Hank: I said to the cashier, 'usually I give a penny, but today I'm gonna take a penny' Dale (let down): I'm just gonna take that out...

Bill: In a perfect world, I'd have longer arms so I could shave my back. Hank: In a perfect world, you'd have no back hair!

(Principal Moss is collecting money from the vending machine when Bobby comes up) Principal Moss: What're you thirstin' for, Bobby? Cherry cola? Bobby: I need something dignified. What do you have in the mister or doctor variety?

(The guys are in the alley and Dale has a notebook for quotes) Dale: Okay - somebody say something immortal! Hank: Well, I was at the grocery store yesterday Dale: Ohh this is gonna be good! You say great things to clerks! Continue... Hank: Well I told the cashier, 'Usually I give a penny, but today I'm gonna take a penny.' Dale: Eh? (Starts erasing) We can just get rid of that.

Bobby: It seems like everyone's pairing up - whatever happened to keepin' it casual? Joseph: Yeah! And everybody's always makin' out! And I'm late for class because I'm always watching.

Bobby: (to soda can) At least you're always here for me.