(The guys are in the alley and Dale has a notebook for quotes)
Dale: Okay - somebody say something immortal!
Hank: Well, I was at the grocery store yesterday
Dale: Ohh this is gonna be good! You say great things to clerks! Continue...
Hank: Well I told the cashier, 'Usually I give a penny, but today I'm gonna take a penny.'
Dale: Eh? (Starts erasing) We can just get rid of that.