Dale: Wrestling a girl – that's a tough one Bobby. If you win, you get the shame of having beat up a girl. If you lose, you just better hope she snaps your neck – that's the quickest way.
Boomhauer: Yeah man, dang ol', danged if you do, danged if you don't, man (mumble).
Bobby: Dad! What am I gonna do? I'm danged here! I'm royally danged!