George Foreman: How would you feel about carrying my grill in your shop?
Hank: Oh, sorry. We have a strict policy about that. No novelty grills.
George Foreman: Novelty grill?
Hank: Yeah, no offense, but your grill is kind of like an iron.
George Foreman: You're calling my grill an iron? I've been hit below the belt before, but nothing like this!