What was the point of Cotton obtaining a grave, as shown in a more recent episode, he was cremated and then flushed down a toilet?
Cotton complains about Peggy's inability to raise the flag to more than "half mast." Cotton is an Army veteran so it is not very likely he would use that expression-- it is more common to the Navy. He would probably say "half staff."
Cotton's height is revealed in this episode as five-foot, even. (Before he lost his shins, he was 6' 4".)
Cotton: The Tojos was comin' at me faster than I could gut 'em, so's I had to gut 'em faster!
Hank: (on Cotton) When he came back from the Pacific, he was five foot even. A Japanese machine gun blew away his shins. The doctor said he'd never walk again. Eighteen months later, my father walked right over to that doctor, reached up, and punched him in the kidneys. Now, I can't prove what he did at those battles. In fact, I'm not even sure if the part about hitting the doctor is true. But I do know this: my father doesn't have shins, and somehow he walks. And that's pretty heroic to me.
(The guys are drinking beer in the alley when Cotton walks up in his full uniform) Dale: Colonel, from your dress and demeanor, can I assume you are about to take your own life in a cheap motel room with your service revolver?
Peggy: Teach me to walk. Cotton: You ready to hate me more than you ever hated anyone in your life? Peggy: I already do. Cotton: Then we're halfway there.
Cotton: (Introducing his war buddies to Peggy) There's Stinky, Fatty, Stinky, Brooklyn, Stinky, Brooklyn, Fatty, Fatty, and Doc. Oh, and Erwin Linker.
Tagline: "I can't hear you." - Cotton
Bobby: Is that the bionic man or the wrestler? As the family walks towards Cotton's alotted grave they pass the grave of Stephen Austin and Bobby asks "Is that the bionic man or the wrestler?" This is a gag about how ignorant Bobby (and children in general) are. Stephen Austin, aka "The Father of Texas," was the founder and secretary of state of Texas.
S 14 : Ep 4
Aired 5/7/10
S 14 : Ep 3
Aired 5/6/10
S 14 : Ep 2
Aired 5/5/10
S 14 : Ep 1
Aired 5/4/10
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