King of The Hill

Bobby: Wow, dad. Between all the boring stuff you're doing and all the exciting stuff I'm doing, we're gonna save the world!

Dale: I guess this is what happens when God gets lazy and humans have to pick up the slack (looking up and yelling). What else do you want from me!??!

Peggy: A concert! That's the smartest way for Strickland to get their huevos out of the frying pan I've ever heard of.

Dale: Strickland agreed to let me plant trees on land he's not using, Bobby and Joseph agreed to do the work, and I agreed to take the money!

Hank: You can't pay someone else to do the work for you! You have to do it yourself. I mean, look at Bobby and Joseph working over there. Dale: What? Joseph doesn't work! Hank: Usually, Bobby doesn't, either.

Hank: About that Science teacher of yours. Does he ever talk about 'Going Green'? Bobby: I dunno. Do you ever talk about propane? My point is, he talks about it all the time.

Hank: Dang it, Mr. Strickland. I don't know you can be Strickland Propane's biggest asset and our biggest liability at the same time.

Hank: What the heck is a carbon offset? Dale: It's like a 'Get out of Jail Free Card' for people concerned about the environment, but not concerned enough to do actually do anything.