Hank's co-worker, Enrique, is having marital problems, and starts spending all his time with Hank. Even though he feels he should stay out of it, Hank reluctantly agrees to help Enrique get back together with his wife. Hank, is also trying to repave his driveway with his friends. Bobby tries to unblock the Fox network from the Hills' TV so he can watch the Daytona 500, which he believes is a reality show.moreless
Voice of Hank Hill, Boomhauer
Voice of Peggy Hill
Voice of Bobby Hill
Voice of Luanne Platter
Voice of Dale Gribble
Voice of Bill Dauterive
Voice of Joseph Gribble
Tagline: "Hahahahahaha" -Enrique
Boomhauer does not have any lines in this episode.
When Hank goes in the house after the guys help him dig up the driveway, Enrique has a beer in his hand. When Enrique starts to tell Hank about his wife, the beer disappears and never comes back for the rest of the scene.
When Bobby and Joseph are watching the Daytona 500 and Bobby asks Joseph "Is this it?" Joseph says, "Well, maybe the Hilton twins will walk across the track." But Paris and Nicky Hilton are not twins.
Enrique (as he is hanging around the driveway construction scene while Hank is encouraging him to leave): Hank, my marriage is falling apart! I'm so unhappy, I don't know what to do! You're the only one in the world I can turn to!
Hank (clearly uncomfortable by this outburst): Okay then. I'll see you at work.(closes screen door).
Dale (Inspecting Hank's driveway): Well, it's either just a crack in the driveway, or the Chinese are making their move
(Boomhauer using the jackhammer)
Dale: Ride it!
Bill: Ooh, hang on! Hang on! You got it!
Dale: And nine seconds! A new record! Congratulations, Boomhauer!
Bill: My turn! My turn!
(Jackhammer hits Bill in groin)
Dale: And one second!
Dale: Dang it, Hank, we've been waiting forever to work on the driveway. We're almost too drunk to use power tools.
Bill: (belches) Beg pardon.
Joseph: Dude, did you see the billboard for that new show? It's got a chick sitting on a race car, pouring champagne on a dude.
Bobby: What's it called?
Joseph: I think they're calling it Daytona 500.
Bobby: 500 what? 500 bachelors? 500 dwarves? Oh, look at me, I'm already hooked!
Dale: Hank, I spit in the concrete, so when I mysteriously disappear you'll be able to create the perfect neighbor... half-man, half-driveway.
Bobby: You know what would be a good way to teach me responsibility? You unblock the Fox network and I promise not to watch it.
Hank: Is it football season?
Hank: Then it's blocked.
Bobby: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Daytona 500.
(after watching for a few seconds)
Bobby: This is it? It's just a bunch of cars going around in circles.
Joseph: It'll get better.
Bobby: You think?
Joseph: Like maybe the Hilton twins will have to run across the track.
Bobby: I hope SOMETHING happens.
(a crash takes place)
Bobby and Joseph: Cool.
(After Enrique takes Bill's sledgehammer & starts using it himself)
Bill: (pouting) But I'm Thor!
The song playing at the apartment building is "Two Tickets to Paradise" by Eddie Money.
Originally scheduled to air at 7:00pm ET, FOX made a schedule change and the episode aired at 9:30pm ET.
The show that Enrique watches at the Hills house is "Everybody Loves Raymond".
The title is a play on "irreconcilable differences", which is one of the reasons a married couple can use when filing for divorce.
Bill: I am... mighty Thor!
Thor is the Norse god of thunder whose weapon is a hammer.
Reality TV Host: You have to eat your old nose and lips!
The Fox reality show Bobby and Joseph watch is a parody of the cheesy Fox reality show "The Swan" (where women get plastic surgery) combined with a bit of NBC's "Fear Factor" (where people do gross things to get prizes).
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