King of The Hill
FOX (ended 2010)
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Season 13
- Ep 24Just Another Manic Kahn-Day5/7/10
Hank holds on to his plans of building a tricked-out barbecue grill for a special event as Kahn's battles with manic depression pose a threat to its creation. - Ep 23When Joseph Met Lori and Made Out With Her in the Janitor's Closet5/6/10
Dale finds himself in a mental institution after arguing with Joseph about his dating life.
- Ep 22Bill Gathers Moss5/5/10
Bill invites Principal Moss, a former pinup girl, and a Russian counterfeit clothes dealer to live with him so he won't feel lonely anymore. - Ep 22King of the Hill5/3/10
- Ep 21The Honeymooners5/4/10
Hank discovers that his mother plans on marrying a man that he hasn't been introduced to plus hank finds out that she is going to move into a recreational vehicle. - Ep 20To Sirloin With Love9/13/09
Bobby's new found passion for judging meat impresses Hank and makes him feel that he and Bobby finally have a close bond as father and son. - Ep 19The Boy Can't Help It9/13/09
With the Homecoming dance looming, Bobby unexpectedly becomes a hot commodity among the girls in his class. However, he later realizes that he is just a pawn in a bigger game. - Ep 18Uh-Oh Canada5/17/09
After Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer, the Arlen gang tries to make some new neighbors feel welcome. However, it soon becomes apparent that Canadians and Arlenites do not see eye to eye. Meanwhile, Boomhauer romances a French-Canadian woman. - Ep 17Manger Baby Einstein5/10/09
Luanne attempts to become a breakout star in the children's entertainment industry by bringing in her manger baby puppets, but finds it's not exactly the joy she expected. Meanwhile, Dale writes a children's book about a lost bullet wanting to get home to its gun. - Ep 16Bad News Bill5/3/09
Hank feels that false expectations may be a problem when Bobby's Little League Coach continuously encourages Bobby about his baseball skills, until Hank realizes that the Coach's technique is actually making Bobby a better player. - Ep 15Serves Me Right For Giving General George S. Patton The Bathroom Key4/26/09
Hank discovers that his father's last requests are a collection of bizarre tasks including the wish to have his ashes flushed down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used. Meanwhile, Bill and Dale bicker over an empty beer can. - Ep 14Born Again on the Fourth of July4/19/09
Bobby rediscovers religion. Meanwhile Hank and the gang are determined to have a better 4th of July fireworks display than a rival neighborhood. - Ep 13Nancy Does Dallas3/22/09
After Nancy takes a glamorous new job in Dallas and temporarily leaving Dale behind he finds the freedom of the bachelor life too hard to handle. - Ep 12Uncool Customer3/15/09
After Peggy finds out that she is not cool she befriends one of Arlen's most glamourous and cool moms in an effort to learn how to be cool. - Ep 11Bwah My Nose3/8/09
After Hank breaks his nose in a football game a plastic surgeon reconstructs a brand new nose that he starts to love a little too much. - Ep 10Master of Puppets3/1/09
When Peggy and Hank forget to pick up Bobby at the mall he uses their ensuing guilt trip to manipulate his parents. - Ep 9What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis2/15/09
Hank accompanies Buck Strickland to the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis, however Hank's role of keeping Mr. Strickland out of trouble is challenged when Buck meets his long lost son "Ray Roy". Meanwhile, Peggy attempts to become a member of a clique made up of the wives of some of the top propane executives.moreless - Ep 8Lucky See, Monkey Do2/8/09
When Peggy meets Lucky's sister Myrna, they argue over how Luanne and Lucky should raise their baby. Meanwhile, Bill falls in love with the girl at the fast-food drive through intercom. However, he finds out that she is in a call center in Arizona, so he decides to drive there and meet her.moreless - Ep 7Straight as an Arrow11/30/08
Hank tries to help Bobby become a member of the Order of the Straight Arrow, but he disagrees with the "Arrowmaster" who is a new member of Arlen. Meanwhile, Peggy gets involved in the disagreement as she is the local Welcome Wagon representative. Luanne and Lucky try to get gifts from people who didn't give them anything at their wedding.moreless - Ep 6A Bill Full of Dollars11/16/08
Peggy, Minh and Dale play the stock market together, however they lose money in their initial investment. To improve their odds they decide to study the consumer habits of an "average man" and Bill becomes the subject of their study. Meanwhile, after Peggy buys the family a new flat screen TV, Hank and Bobby have difficulty figuring out all the advanced features.moreless - Ep 5No Bobby Left Behind11/9/08
In order to raise the school's average for standardized tests, Principal Moss classifies Bobby as a low achievement student. However, the plan backfires after Bobby is placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework and doesn't have to take the tests. - Ep 4Lost in MySpace11/2/08
Hank has bad feelings when Mr. Strickland decides to create a MySpace page for Strickland Propane. Hank's fears come true when Donna posts personal videos and information to the web site. Meanwhile, Dale rents a pig to hunt for truffles, but loses it and has to use Ladybird to find the pig.moreless - Ep 3Square-Footed Monster10/19/08
Hank and the guys do a good deed when they fix-up a neighborhood house, however after Ted Wassonasong buys the house he decides to knock down the house and build a mansion.'' - Ep 2Earthy Girls are Easy10/04/08
Hank helps Strickland Propane go green after a local paper slams the company for dumping old propane tanks into the river. Meanwhile, Mr. Strickland seizes the opportunity to impress some ladies by organizing an earth benefit concert. - Ep 1Dia-bill-ic Shock9/28/08
Bill's love of sugary snacks causes diabetes. After a doctor tells Bill that he will lose his legs he decides to start using a wheelchair. Once he is wheelchair bound he finds camaraderie with Thunder, a wheelchair sports enthusiast. Things turn around for Bill until Thunder finds out that Bill does not really need the wheelchair.moreless
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Season 12
- Ep 22Life: A Loser's Manual5/18/08
Luanne's long-lost father and Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to Arlen. After Hoyt gets caught committing another crime, he convinces Lucky to take the fall. Meanwhile, Dale skirts zoning regulations and builds a 39-foot guard tower on his property. - Ep 21It Came From the Garage5/11/08
Wanting to spend some quality time with his son, Hank distracts Dale, Bill and Boomhauer with a boat building competition. However, when bats attack the construction garage, Hank has to give up his idea of spending time with Bobby. - Ep 20Cops and Robert5/4/08
Bobby has to work as a deputy for the school's police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man he thought stole his own wallet, however when he tries to return the wallet the man does not take it too well.moreless - Ep 19Strangeness on a Train4/27/08
Stressed that her birthday parties never live up to her expectations, Peggy plans herself a disco-themed party on a mystery train, but after Luanne ruins the surprise, Peggy worries her parties will always end badly. However, a new mystery arises after a couple sneaks away for some private time in the train bathroom, and the partygoers must figure out who did it.moreless - Ep 18The Courtship of Joseph's Father4/13/08
After Joseph becomes the star quarterback at Tom Landry Middle School a private school tries to recruit him by plying Dale with gifts. - Ep 17Six Characters in Search of a House4/6/08
Peggy has trouble selling a house when she realizes that the current residents are scaring away the buyers, so she hires actors to play their parts. - Ep 16Pour Some Sugar on Kahn3/30/08
Kahn escapes to the bar and takes up Karaoke after Minh's father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bobby and Peggy compete in an escalating game where they try to outdo each other. - Ep 15Behind Closed Doors3/16/08
Peggy becomes over-protective after a child goes missing in Arlen. Dale adds a soundtrack to conversations in the alley. - Ep 14Lady and Gentrification3/9/08
Hank agrees to speak at Enrique's daughter's quinceañeara (15th birthday party). However, some of Peggy's real-estate clients fall in love with the quaint Mexican neighborhood and start to move in. - Ep 13The Accidental Terrorist3/2/08
Hank buys Peggy a new car, and like he has always done he pays sticker price for it. However, after he realizes that he has been ripped off for years, he plots revenge against the car salesman. - Ep 12Untitled Blake McCormick Project2/17/08
Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale's intuition tells him something is not quite right with Charlene's daughter Kate, and after he secretly performs a DNA test he discovers that Kate is related to his son Joseph. - Ep 11Trans-Fascism2/10/08
Hank helps Buck Strickland battle the Arlen City Council and a rival restaurant after "Sugarfoots" loses its business due to a local ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats. - Ep 10Doggone Crazy1/6/08
Ladybird starts acting strange and bites Hank. After she's put on a vicious dog list, Hank is urged by a veterinarian to take Ladybird to a "dog spiritualist."'' - Ep 9Dream Weaver12/16/07
While battling financial troubles, Nancy convinces Dale to go on a "vocation vacation" to learn a new career. To her chagrin, Dale picks basket-weaving and he's not very good at it. Meanwhile, Peggy, Bill and Kahn try to create the next great Internet viral clip. - Ep 8The Minh Who Knew Too Much12/9/07
Mihn joins the Arlen Gun Club so that she can practise her skeet-shooting skills and become a member of the Nine Rivers Country Club team. However, Minh loses track of the goal when she starts to identify with her "hillbilly" neighbors. - Ep 7Tears of an Inflatable Clown11/25/07
Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Middle School. Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a frisbee made of barbed wire and the gang has to convince him to go to the hospital. - Ep 6Raise the Steaks11/18/07
After Hank falls in love with organic food he starts his own mini co-op garden in his back yard. - Ep 5Death Picks Cotton11/11/07
When the family goes out to a restaurant where the food is cooked at the table Cotton throws a tantrum and gets into a fight with the chef. The fight leaves Cotton near death in the hospital. - Ep 4Four Wave Intersection10/14/07
Arlen is hit by a heat wave and Hank and the gang take the kids to the water park. Unfortunately, when they have to tangle with a group of surfer bullies, Boomhauer, who is usually cool, winds up embarrassing himself. Meanwhile, Bill becomes known as the famous "Heat-Waver" when he begins to stand on the side of the highway and wave to motorists.moreless - Ep 3The Powder Puff Boys10/7/07
Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill, Dale and Principal Moss were once "Powder Puff Boys" themselves. However, the boys learn that Peggy and the PTA are trying to put a stop to the tradition.moreless - Ep 2Bobby Rae9/30/07
To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their "retreat", they decide to fight back. Meanwhile, Dale decides to record his friends' witty quotes and put them all in a book. - Ep 1Suite Smells of Excess9/23/07
When the guys take Bobby to a college football game, their hijinks land them in a VIP box suite and calling plays for the visiting team.
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Season 11
- Ep 12Lucky's Wedding Suit5/20/07
Season finale. When Lucky wants to give Luanne the expensive wedding that she desires, he sues Dale with a frivolous lawsuit after having an accident on the job. After Lucky's lawyer finds out that Dale does not have insurance, he goes after Strickland Propane. - Ep 11Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies5/20/07
Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude. Hank and the gang have to come to the rescue. - Ep 10Hair Today, Gone Today5/13/07
Nancy turns to her mother for help when the stress of home life and unresolved feelings for Redcorn cause her hair to fall out. - Ep 9Peggy's Gone to Pots5/6/07
Peggy tries to reach the pinnacle of real estate success by selling houses in the exclusive neighborhood of Arlen Heights, but she winds up selling pots door to door. Meanwhile the real Rusty Shackleford pays a visit to Dale. - Ep 8Grand Theft Arlen4/29/07
Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test. - Ep 7The Passion of Dauterive4/29/07
After Bill survives a roof cave-in over his bed he has a religious experience which involves a romantic liaison with Reverend Stroup. - Ep 6Glen Peggy Glen Ross4/22/07
Peggy loses her job at The Arlen Bystander and begins a new career as a real estate agent. Meanwhile, after Dale buys a set of titanium golf clubs at a police auction, he gives the clubs to Hank. However, Hank has trouble playing with a set of clubs that once belonged to a convicted murderer.moreless - Ep 5Hank Gets Dusted4/1/07
Hank is crestfallen when Cotton gives his beloved Cadillac to Cousin Dusty, however things get even worse when Dusty shows up at Hank's house with a reality TV show crew. - Ep 4Luanne Gets Lucky3/25/07
When Lucky ditches Luanne to go stumping with Hank and the gang, Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's Senior Prom. Lucky's friends Mud Dobber and Elvin take it upon themselves to bully Luanne's 15-year-old date. - Ep 3Blood and Sauce2/18/07
The guys discuss what they want to pass on to their children, Bill becomes despondent because he doesn't have any. In an effort to cheer him up, they help Bill put together a Dauterive family reunion, only to be thwarted by the realization that Bill only has one living relative. Bill winds up sharing an incredible barbeque with his neighbors and teaches Bobby the secret sauce recipe.moreless - Ep 2SerPUNt2/11/07
When Bobby's snakes gets into the toilet Hank decides to call Animal Control. But instead of taking care of the problem they make the city believe that the problem is worse than it is causing panic. Now it is up to Dale to save the city. - Ep 1The Peggy Horror Picture Show1/28/07
Feeling unfeminine after a clothing exchange party with the neighborhood girls, Hank offers Peggy a new pair of shoes. After finding that her usual place in Lubbock is out of business, she stumbles upon 'Clairissa's Closet', and a new best friend, Carolyn. They become the best of friends, until Peggy finds out that Carolyn is a he, and Carolyn finds that Peggy is a she.moreless
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Season 10
- Ep 15Edu-macating Lucky5/14/06
Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy intentionally teaches him the wrong information so he'll fail and give up the idea of marrying her niece, but then Luanne announces that she is pregnant. - Ep 14Hank's Bully5/7/06
A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Hank isn't sure how to deal with such a young bully. Meanwhile, Peggy and Dale try to win a taxidermy contest. - Ep 13The Texas Panhandler4/30/06
Instead of getting a job, Bobby and Joseph discover that they can make more money, and look cooler, by hanging out on street corners and begging. - Ep 1224 Hour Propane People4/23/06
When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a "fun" place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in the office and use hip catchphrases. It's up to Hank to get everyone focused on selling propane again. - Ep 11Church Hopping4/9/06
When Reverend Stroup gives the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to another family, Hank and his family decide to find another church. A slick pastor tries to bribe the Hills into worshipping at his Megachurch. - Ep 10Hank Fixes Everything4/2/06
Buck Strickland embarks on a propane price war with Thatherton and two other rivals, and hires the guys from "American Chopper" to boost sales at the Propane Expo. When the 'war' goes too far, and the companies are all losing profit, Hank takes matters into his own hands, and calls a meeting. Unfortunately, the owners decide to 'price fix' and get caught. Meanwhile, Lucky and Luanne wait for Brownville Station tickets, in line 6 days before tickets go on sale.moreless - Ep 9The Year of Washing Dangerously3/26/06
Hank gets sucked into Kahn's get-rich-quick scheme when Kahn buys the car wash that hosts car cruising on Friday nights. But Kahn wrecks the business by trying to cut corners, and gets bought out by Buck Strickland. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to figure out if Nancy is deliberately refusing to take her calls.moreless - Ep 8Business Is Picking Up3/19/06
When Bobby attends the school's job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he decides to pursue the same career. Meanwhile, Hank is trying to train Joseph at Strickland Propane. - Ep 7You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)1/29/06
In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But Hank ruins the show by deciding to take the game seriously. - Ep 6Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?12/11/05
Kahn is accused of losing touch of his Laotian roots and is proclaimed a "banana" -- the Asian equivalent of an "Oreo." In an attempt to restore his Laotian heritage, Kahn adopts a simple lifestyle and abandons the swimming pool his neighbors helped build, which he later converts into a reflecting pond. Kahn eventually gets tired of trying to impress his idol, Ted Wasanasong, and decides to live his life the way he wants.moreless - Ep 5A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown12/4/05
Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory and sucks all the fun out of him. - Ep 4Harlottown11/20/05
When Hank and Peggy try to clean up a historic Arlen landmark, they find out that the town was founded by harlots and was once a place of ill-repute. The new city manager uses the city's rediscovered history to turn the town into a tourist trap for the adult porn industry. Frustrated by the changes, Hank decides to move the family that is, until he is aided by adult actress Candee.moreless - Ep 3Bill's House11/6/05
After Bill nurses Hank, Peggy and Bobby through the flu, he starts to feel lonely when there is no one else to take care of. Hank gets Bill to volunteer at a halfway house for alcoholics, and Bill invites the residents to stay with him. As more and more houseguests show up, Hank becomes determined to find them a permanent residence. Meanwhile, Peggy makes a promise to God that if she gets over the flu, she'll learn to ride a bike, and Bobby makes her keep her promise.moreless - Ep 2Bystand Me9/25/05
When the Arlen Bystander gets a new editor, Peggy gets a job writing a household hints column. Except Peggy doesn't know any household hints, so she gets Minh to supply her with housekeeping tips in exchange for the answers to the New York Times crossword puzzles. Meanwhile, Hank makes Bobby get a paper route.moreless - Ep 1Hank's On Board9/18/05
Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at the beach, but during the trip, Hank realizes that his friends are actually trying to avoid him because he's uptight and bossy. Peggy advises Hank to throw caution to the wind and have some fun with his buddies, but the results leave Hank and the guys overboard.moreless
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Season 9
- Ep 15It Ain't Over Till The Fat Neighbor Sings5/15/05
Desperate to be needed, Bill searches for a new hobby. He joins an all-male chorus, the Harmonaholics, and the guys are taken by surprise but vow to be supportive. When Bill goes AWOL to tour with the Harmonaholics, the guys go after him. Meanwhile, Peggy and Bobby undertake a Pong tournament at home.moreless - Ep 14Bobby On Track5/8/05
Bobby tries out for the track team and, to Hank's surprise, makes the cut. It turns out that the coach is using Bobby's lack of ability to motivate the better runners on the team. Hank is mortified when he finds out the truth, and pushes Bobby to succeed. - Ep 13Gone With the Windstorm5/1/05
When Channel 84 hires gung-ho meteorologist Irv Bennett, Nancy and her less-than-accurate weather reports are left out in the cold. Determined to remain an integral member of the news team, Nancy drives a stolen news van into a raging wildfire, aiming to scoop the competition. Meanwhile, Bobby is terrorized at school by a boy who keeps jumping out and startling him. Hank takes matters into his own hands, and is shocked to see that the bully's father is a victim as well.moreless - Ep 12Smoking and the Bandit4/17/05
When smoking is banned in all Arlen restaurants and bars, an infuriated Dale stands up for the smoking community in an act of defiance by going from bar to bar disguised as the smoking bandit. When Joseph comes to idolize the "Bandit," Dale tries to keep his identity unknown. Peggy seeks to uncover the smoking bandit's secret identity for the Arlen Bystander.moreless - Ep 11Redcorn Gambles With His Future4/10/05
John Redcorn tries to open a Native American gambling casino to provide a venue for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake. - Ep 10Arlen City Bomber3/27/05
To pay off her credit card debt, Luanne takes a second job: skating with a roller derby team. Peggy ends up joining the team as well and the two of them get in even more financial trouble when they try to start their own team on borrowed money. - Ep 9Care-Takin' Care of Business3/13/05
When the Tom Landry Middle School football team has to forfeit a game due to poor field maintenance, the booster club resolves to replace the school's elderly groundskeeper, Smitty, and Hank resolves to help him keep his job by secretly doing upkeep on the field. Meanwhile, Luanne starts dating a redneck named Lucky, much to Peggy's dismay.moreless - Ep 8Mutual of Omabwah3/6/05
When Hank forgets to mail his insurance payment, the coverage lapses for 36 hours, causing Hank and Bobby to go into a state of emergency to protect the house from any major disasters. Meanwhile, Dale decides to raise bees, Bill and Boomhauer discover the joys of deep-frying, and Peggy and Luanne get stuck at a rest stop when Hank won't let them drive uninsured.moreless - Ep 7Enrique-cilable Differences2/20/05
Hank's co-worker Enrique is having marital problems, and starts spending all his time with Hank. Even though he feels he should stay out of it, Hank reluctantly agrees to help Enrique get back together with his wife. Meanwhile, Bobby tries to unblock the Fox network from the Hills' TV. - Ep 6The Petriot Act2/13/05
When Hank agrees to take in a soldier's pet, he gets Duke, a vicious, mean-spirited cat. Hank takes Duke to visit Dr. Leslie, a veterinarian who runs a battery of tests and presents Hank with a bill for several thousand dollars. - Ep 5Dale To the Chief1/30/05
When Dale re-reads the Warren Commission Report, he is stunned to realize that maybe the government was right all along about who killed Kennedy. Dale decides to abandon his anti-government ways and becomes an insufferable flag-waving patriot. Meanwhile, Hank tries to battle through government red tape when his sex is listed as "female" on his new driver's license.moreless - Ep 4Yard, She Blows!1/23/05
Peggy becomes jealous of all the compliments Hank gets on his lawn. She tries to put her own imprint on the front yard by starting a garden, and to make it stand out, she buys a large, horrible-looking "Garden Gnome" that drives Hank crazy. - Ep 3Death Buys a Timeshare1/16/05
Cotton inherits $10,000 from the will of his friend Topsy, and goes to Mexico, with Bill in tow, to buy a timeshare. Feeling lonely after the death of his friend, Cotton gets suckered in by tales of the timeshare development's owner, O'Kelly, and decides to buy -- even though Americans cannot own land in Mexico. Meanwhile, Peggy, Bobby and Dale search for a pool to swim in.moreless - Ep 2Ms. Wakefield12/19/04
An elderly stranger, Ms. Wakefield, visits the Hill residence during Christmas, Hank is thrilled to show her his house since it was also her childhood home. However, when Ms. Wakefield announces that she wants to die in their house, Hank and Peggy want nothing more than for her to leave. - Ep 1A Rover Runs Through It11/7/04
Peggy returns home to Montana to reconcile with her mother, only to find that her family may lose its land because of escalating property taxes caused by Hollywood stars moving to Montana.
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Season 8
- Ep 22Talking Shop5/23/04
Forced to decide between enrolling in shop class where he'll work with guys and sharp objects, or joining the peer counseling class where he'll talk lonely young girls through their problems, Bobby goes where the ladies are. But after a few days of giving advice to these crazy girls, Bobby is the one who needs counseling.moreless - Ep 21The Redneck on Rainey Street5/16/04
Connie is turned down for admission to a prestigious summer school because it already has too many Asian kids. Realizing that working hard and overachieving will never help them get ahead in life, Kahn and Minh decide to give up and live like beer-drinking, El Camino-driving rednecks. - Ep 20Hank's Back5/9/04
When Hank suffers a back injury at work and none of his doctors can fix it, he tries the healing powers of yoga. At first, he finds it a little too wacky, but thanks to the help of Yogi Victor, he realizes that it actually works. Hank's insurance company sets out to prove that his worker's compensation claim is false. Meanwhile, Peggy becomes the new bagger at Pink & White.moreless - Ep 19Stressed For Success5/2/04
Bobby's knowledge of pop culture takes the Quiz Bowl team to the championships, but Bobby begins to buckle under the stress of competition. - Ep 18Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon4/25/04
Hank is outraged when he finds that the Texas State Fair Grill-Off doesn't allow grilling with propane. Luanne, who wants to be treated like an adult, offers to help Hank organize a grilling protest. Luanne enlists the help of college protesters, which so appalls Hank that he kicks her off the protest. Determined to prove herself, Luanne climbs up into Big Tex, the State Fair's giant mascot, and continues protesting on her own. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to visit a house where a famous murder took place, but the real estate agent is only letting in potential buyers.moreless - Ep 17How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo4/18/04
After reviewing Bobby's History textbook, Hank discovers that the story of the Alamo has been replaced. Hank teams up with Bruce Tuttle, an aspiring writer-director, to stage a re-enactment of the Battle of the Alamo, but Bruce creates a revisionist version of the story. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to use Flat Stanley to teach safety rules to children.moreless - Ep 16Daletech3/28/04
The success of Dale's new security company is threatened when Cotton becomes the local auxiliary police officer. - Ep 15Après Hank, le Deluge3/21/04
When flood threatens the town, the Arlenites gather in the communal shelter: The Tom Landry gym. Hank is supposed to be in charge, but while he's delayed at the town's hydroelectric dam debating over whether or not to open the floodgates, Bill blunders his way into a leadership role. He finds the power and the adoration of the masses delicious and soon becomes a tinpot dictator, with Hank in the brig and Kahn as his right-hand man. Meantime, the kids go wild in the yearbook office, Peggy regresses, and Dale schemes to build an ark to float his family to safety.moreless - Ep 14Dale Be Not Proud3/14/04
When NHRA driver John Force needs an organ transplant, Dale is the only one who can save him. Hank encourages Dale to ignore his fear of hospitals and give up his kidney to save Force. Dale reluctantly agrees, but only if Hank takes his place being Dale for the day, a task that consists of outlandish duties.moreless - Ep 13Cheer Factor3/7/04
Peggy volunteers to help with the school cheerleading squad, in order to get them to learn some cheers to motivate the football team. Up until now, the squad is only concerned with winning the dance competitions and trophies from other schools. When Peggy gets the crowds behind the team, the school principal replaces the current coach with Peggy....who takes it too far.moreless - Ep 12Phish and Wildlife2/22/04
Hank takes Bobby and the guys on a fishing trip, where they vow to eat only what they catch. A very hungry Bobby befriends the campers next to them, who are a group of hippies. After they feed him half of a hamburger bun, Bobby starts to eat with them. The hippies run out of their supply, and come to Bobby for repayment.moreless - Ep 11My Hair Lady2/15/04
Luanne and Bill both get jobs at the hippest hair salon in Arlen, "Hottyz". But to land the coveted spots, they make some major changes. Changes that don't sit too well with their friends and families, or themselves after awhile. - Ep 10That's What She Said2/8/04
When Rich gets hired on at Strickland Propane, Hank goes out of his way to welcome him into the Strickland family. Rich starts to test the waters, with some off-color jokes and comments, and gets a positive reaction from the employees. Everyone except Hank finds this new employee hilarious, and when things go too far, he seeks out an attorney who recommends that Hank file a sexual harassment suit against Strickland Propane.moreless - Ep 9Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill1/25/04
When Hank asks Peggy to design an art piece for Strickland Propane, she creates the "Probot", a statue made out of propane tanks. Her sculpture is rejected by the city board, but picked up by an art dealer from Dallas. Unfortunately, Peggy finds out that the dealer presents her to the public as an uneducated hillbilly. Meanwhile, Dale starts wearing a suit of armor and uses his new found invincibility to insult people without consequences.moreless - Ep 8Rich Hank, Poor Hank1/4/04
After becoming inquisitive about how much money the family makes, Bobby decides that he will do some investigating of his own. After seeing some old paperwork in the garage, Bobby determines that Hank is a rich miser. Feeling that Hank is just being greedy, he goes on a shopping spree with Hank's emergency credit card. Meanwhile, news of Hank's hidden wealth spread through the alley and out about town.moreless - Ep 7Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane12/14/03
Hank needs to take some antique furniture to his mother in Arizona, so he rents an 18-wheeler and takes Bobby on a road trip (with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer stowing away). At a truck stop, they meet several tough truckers who scoff at Hank for trying to "play trucker." Meanwhile, Peggy and Luanne try to write a Christmas novelty song.moreless - Ep 6After the Mold Rush12/7/03
When Hank's house sustains minor water damage, a man from the insurance company sets out to get rich, by determining that the Hill household is infested with mold. The parade of homes was just about to commence, and Hank was proud to have their home featured for the first time, when the mold removal team shows up, and starts making holes in the walls. When he can't reason with them to make them stop, he joins them.moreless - Ep 5Flirting With the Master11/30/03
The actor who plays TV's "Monsignor Martinez" invites Peggy to Mexico City to tutor his children for an English-language exam. In Mexico, Peggy starts to suspect that her suave employer might be hitting on her. Meanwhile, Luanne takes on Peggy's duties at home. - Ep 4The Incredible Hank11/23/03
Hank has an idea, he wants to take Bobby to the doctor to get him some testosterone supplements to boost his energy. The doctor informs the Hills, that he just doesn't hand out testosterone to kids as an energy booster, he does, however give it to adult males who suffer from "PMS". Peggy secretly gets the prescription filled, and drugs Hank. Soon, Hank's a born-again teenager, with boundless energy and drive. When the prescription runs out, she runs into trouble when the doctor refuses a refill.moreless - Ep 3New Cowboy on the Block11/16/03
A washed-up former Dallas Cowboy moves into the neighborhood, and nobody can admit that he's a jerk. Hank becomes so star-struck by meeting 'Big' Willie Lane, that he forgets all about his duties as "Block Captain", bending and breaking the rules to accommodate his idol. When things go too far, Hank has to draw the line, and take charge of a former hero, to maintain his standing in the neighborhood.moreless - Ep 2Reborn To Be Wild11/9/03
Fearing that Bobby is succumbing to bad influences, Hank makes him join a local church youth group. Bobby discovers that the group consists of cool punks (including their tattooed pastor, Pastor K) who worship God through skateboarding and rock n' roll. Hank approves of Bobby's new found interest in religion, but disapproves of the way Bobby starts to dress and talk, and when Bobby gets his ear pierced, Hank forbids Bobby to attend the big Christian rock festival, Messiahfest. Meanwhile, Hank's friends (and Kahn) decide that death row convicts shouldn't be the only ones to get great meals, so they create the Last Meal Club, dedicated to creating perfect 'last meals' for themselves.moreless - Ep 1Patch Boomhauer11/2/03
Boomhauer discovers that his brother, Patch, is getting married to the girl Boomhauer loves, Katherine. When it reaches a boiling point, Boomhauer drops out as best man at the wedding and Hank is forced to take his place.
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