Hank(reading from Peggy's column clippings): "You know it's Autumn when the leaves are leaving and the pine needles are sticking around..... I'm tired of reading negative stories about today's youth. You might say I'm on an all-pro' 'teen' diet, eh, huh..... The people who say you can't make an omelette without cracking eggs are always pretty hard-boiled, huh..... They say time flies, but with the way the airlines are going these days, maybe time should take the bus. That's right. the bus.... They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. but if you don't go to the doctor for regular check-ups, you're bananas.... Both people and rivers make deposits in banks. Maybe that's why people spend their money like it's water.... How are you supposed to look it up in the dictionary if you don't know how to spell it to begin with?"