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    ArmoredCore55

    [1]Jun 24, 2006
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    I bet you guys know how to play this game. Enjoy.

    Why does Hank have a narrow urethra?

    Edited on 06/24/2006 7:44am
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    ArmoredCore55

    [2]Jun 24, 2006
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    Can somebody please play this game?
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    Semaj86

    [3]Jun 24, 2006
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    Because somebody bent his drinking straw a long time ago.

    Why does Peggy have big feet?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [4]Jun 25, 2006
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    Because her mom made her stomp on bees with both feet without shoes.

    Why is Bobby so fat and short?
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    KidMizzle

    [5]Jun 25, 2006
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    Because he's adopted.

    Why does Hank get so pumped up over propane?

    Edited on 06/25/2006 7:25am
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    ArmoredCore55

    [6]Jun 26, 2006
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    Because people who work at Strickland Propane make $250,000,000
    a year. And the asst. manager makes $400,000,000 a year.

    Why do people play the games at The Simpsons fourms more than they do here?
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    HelloStuart

    [7]Jun 26, 2006
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    Because we're not "game" types.

    Is anyone else not wild about this idea?
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    Semaj86

    [8]Jun 27, 2006
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    Only but a few of us.

    How come Dale can't figure out that Nancy cheated on him?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [9]Jun 28, 2006
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    Because he's afraid that Nancy would be very mad at him.

    Why do Hank and his friends all wear blue jeans?
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    mp34mp

    [10]Jun 28, 2006
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    Because white jeans are trendy and gay looking.

    And how come Peggy never won the Substitute Teacher of the Year Award for a 4th year in a row?






    Edited on 06/28/2006 9:15pm
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    HelloStuart

    [11]Jun 29, 2006
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    mp34mp wrote:
    Because white jeans are trendy and gay looking.

    And how come Peggy never won the Substitute Teacher of the Year Award for a 4th year in a row?





    Because the idea of "dynasty" was much too unnecessary and disturbing for someone like Elizabeth Ann Platter "Peggy" Hill.

    How do I know her full name?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [12]Jun 29, 2006
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    Because you're a mind reader.

    Why does Bill pee his pants only when he watches That 70's Show?
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    Semaj86

    [13]Jun 29, 2006
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    Because he can't handle a show that sucks so badly.

    Why does Luanne refuse to wear a sweater?
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    HelloStuart

    [14]Jun 30, 2006
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    Who would wear a sweater in Texas this time of year?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [15]Jun 30, 2006
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    NOTE: If you answer the question, you're suppose to ask a question.

    I guess I'll ask one this time:

    How many times has Bobby been seen naked in school?
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    Semaj86

    [16]Jul 1, 2006
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    Enough to make half the female students go lesbian.

    Why does Hank always hang out with Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer, even when they often give him hell?
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    Fuuuuureakkkk

    [17]Jul 3, 2006
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    who would hang out with, KAAAAAAAAHN.

    How will Lucky get killed?

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    ArmoredCore55

    [18]Jul 4, 2006
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    If he eats meat.

    Why do Kahn and Minh wear dressed clothes all the time?
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    HelloStuart

    [19]Jul 5, 2006
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    Because they can't wear clothes if they're undressed, silly.

    Where in Texas is Arlen?
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    Semaj86

    [20]Jul 5, 2006
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    On the border of New Mexico and Oklahoma.

    Why won't Connie go out with Joseph?
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