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    n842

    [141]Aug 13, 2006
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    Because he doesn't want to nail Peggy.

    When will Buck Strickland lose weight?

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    ArmoredCore55

    [142]Aug 14, 2006
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    When he turns 88.

    Why did the gym teacher make Bobby take a shower in "The Incredible Hank"?
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    Semaj86

    [143]Aug 14, 2006
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    Because he's a paedophile.

    Who's been reading Luanne's diary?
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    n842

    [144]Aug 14, 2006
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    Semaj86.

    Why were you reading it?

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    pizzamario

    [145]Aug 15, 2006
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    where was Peggy Hill from? and who was her mother?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [146]Aug 15, 2006
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    NOTE: You were suppose to answer n842's question.

    n842 wrote:

    Semaj86.

    Why were you reading it?



    Because he's a big fan of women.

    When does Peggy give Bobby a spanking?
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    Semaj86

    [147]Aug 15, 2006
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    When he tells her her Spanish sucks.

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    where was Peggy Hill from? and who was her mother?


    Peggy's from Venus and her mother was the mistress from West Quadrant IV.

    Why is Bill bald?
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    n842

    [148]Aug 15, 2006
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    Because Hank ripped his hair off when they got in a big fight, and his hair never grew back.

    Will Boomhauer ever go bald?

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    katiemariie

    [149]Aug 15, 2006
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    No, his hair grows back like a Chia Pet.

    Why hasn't Bobby hit puberty yet?
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    Semaj86

    [150]Aug 15, 2006
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    Peggy won't let him.

    When was the last time Lucky went to the dentist?
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    n842

    [151]Aug 16, 2006
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    June 28, 1843.

    Why does Luanne place postage stamps in her backyard?

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    ArmoredCore55

    [152]Aug 16, 2006
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    Because Kahn pays her $100 to do so.

    Why would Kahn pay her $100 to do so?
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    Semaj86

    [153]Aug 16, 2006
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    To help keep her boobs perky.

    What would've happened if Tid Pao stayed with the Souphanousinphones?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [154]Aug 18, 2006
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    Her parents would ground her for a week if they find out that she stayed there without asking.

    What happended to the Rainey Street country club?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [155]Aug 20, 2006
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    bump
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    Semaj86

    [156]Aug 20, 2006
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    It disbanded after Dale wouldn't pay the membership fee.

    Did you know that Bobby reads books written by Robert Munsch?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [157]Aug 21, 2006
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    No, I thought he read books by Mark Twain.

    Why is Nancy allergic to lemon?
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    hoffman9102

    [158]Aug 21, 2006
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    they give her hives, Sug.

    Why does Dale boil his DEW?
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    Semaj86

    [159]Aug 23, 2006
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    He pasturizes his soft drinks.

    Why does Bobby have such an annoying voice?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [160]Aug 24, 2006
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    Because he's fat.

    What is Dale's favorite gun?
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