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    Semaj86

    [161]Aug 25, 2006
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    A walnut-carved pop-gun.

    What happens when Bill never brushes his teeth?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [162]Aug 25, 2006
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    His breath would stink worse if he doesn't do so.

    Why does Dale smoke?
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    RyeGuy27

    [163]Aug 30, 2006
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    Edited on 09/08/2006 12:57am
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    Semaj86

    [164]Aug 30, 2006
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    He wants to get back at Hank for obsessing so much about propane.

    When will Arlen celebrate its bicentennial?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [165]Aug 31, 2006
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    In the year 3000.

    What would Hank do to Dale if he tries to take off his pants?
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    n842

    [166]Sep 7, 2006
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    Run him over with a John Deere garden tractor.

    Does Bill like smiley faces?

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    Semaj86

    [167]Sep 7, 2006
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    Because his own smile is hideous. How come nobody kicks Peggy's butt when she's being dumb?

    Edited on 09/08/2006 12:57am
    Edited 2 total times.
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    ArmoredCore55

    [168]Sep 8, 2006
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    Because Hank would beat them up if they do so.

    Why did Joseph grow so tall in "I Don't Want To Wait"?
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    Semaj86

    [169]Sep 8, 2006
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    He wanted to beat Bobby in a growing contest.

    Where did Leanne go at the end of "Leanne's Saga"?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [170]Sep 9, 2006
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    To a boxing match.

    Why is Dale bald?
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    Semaj86

    [171]Sep 9, 2006
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    He rips his hair out with each panic attack.

    Why does Boomhauer talk funny?
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    TasForMayor

    [172]Sep 10, 2006
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    TasForMayor

    [173]Sep 10, 2006
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    He's saving his voice for singing at his banjo gigs

    What's the real reason Hank "Emoted" all over Buck?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [174]Sep 11, 2006
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    Ted Wasonasong would pay Hank $100 if he does so.

    Why would Ted want Hank to Emote all over Buck?
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    Headbanger15

    [175]Sep 17, 2006
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    So he can get it out of his system.

    What does emote mean anyway?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [176]Sep 19, 2006
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    Dunno, to eat chocolate sauce in front of everybody?

    How many times has Bobby been kicked in the testicles?
    Edited on 09/19/2006 3:44pm
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    n842

    [177]Sep 20, 2006
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    More times than you have.

    Is it true that Hank's grass can speak Italian?

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    whoa_chica

    [178]Sep 20, 2006
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    yes it's true

    Who is Hank's best friend?
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    ArmoredCore55

    [179]Sep 20, 2006
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    King Phillip

    Why does Hank refuse to hug his friends?
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    Semaj86

    [180]Sep 21, 2006
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    Because he's a sissy.

    What if Peggy actually went to jail for a change?
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