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Hank's Best Quote

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    bigmindbust70

    [1]Apr 30, 2008
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    What's your favorite quote of Hank's? If yours isn't listed here, tell me what it is.

    Edited on 04/30/2008 2:59pm
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    HelloStuart

    [2]Apr 30, 2008
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    Doesn't this overlap with the "Favorite Quotes" thread?
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    aaron304142

    [3]May 1, 2008
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    That boy ain't right.
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    aaron304142

    [4]May 1, 2008
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    No this is the best quote. BWAH!

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    Megaman200798

    [5]May 1, 2008
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    aaron304142 wrote:
    That boy ain't right.


    Yep
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    brwnhairdwnder

    [6]May 1, 2008
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    "What has the MTV done to you?"
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    omg350

    [7]May 2, 2008
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    If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!
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    Megaman200798

    [8]May 8, 2008
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    omg350 wrote:
    If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!


    What?
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    HelloStuart

    [9]May 9, 2008
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    Megaman200798 wrote:
    omg350 wrote:
    If it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!

    What?

    I'm halfway certain that's a line from the show.
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    omg350

    [10]May 9, 2008
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    Megaman200798 wrote:
    omg350 wrote:
    If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!


    What?

    It's in one of the early episodes
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    black_mage_x

    [11]May 9, 2008
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    bsgirl

    [12]May 11, 2008
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    aaron304142 wrote:

    No this is the best quote. BWAH!



    haha ya it is
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    LukeX4

    [13]May 11, 2008
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    no no guys this has to be the best, it left my laughing for two weeks!!!

    in the episode "Nancys Boys"

    Nancy: wheres dale i feel such a fool!!

    Hank(sitting in a peddling swan); she feels like a fool? i might aswell be peddling a giant jackass around!!!

    and of course BWAH!!!

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    omg350

    [14]May 13, 2008
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    LukeX4 wrote:

    no no guys this has to be the best, it left my laughing for two weeks!!!

    in the episode "Nancys Boys"

    Nancy: wheres dale i feel such a fool!!

    Hank(sitting in a peddling swan); she feels like a fool? i might aswell be peddling a giant jackass around!!!

    and of course BWAH!!!

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    mp34mp

    [15]May 15, 2008
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    omg350 wrote:
    Megaman200798 wrote:
    omg350 wrote:
    If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!


    What?

    It's in one of the early episodes


    Yeah it is. It's actually from the very first episode, near the beginning where Dale was talking about global warming and growing orange trees in Alaska. Then Hank was talking about how hot it already was in the summer, and so forth. Man, I was a Senior in high school when it first aired. I remember doing quotes in class.
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    Megaman200798

    [16]May 15, 2008
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    mp34mp wrote:
    omg350 wrote:
    Megaman200798 wrote:
    omg350 wrote:
    If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!


    What?

    It's in one of the early episodes


    Yeah it is. It's actually from the very first episode, near the beginning where Dale was talking about global warming and growing orange trees in Alaska. Then Hank was talking about how hot it already was in the summer, and so forth. Man, I was a Senior in high school when it first aired. I remember doing quotes in class.


    xD Hank is funny. Did he say it to Dale?
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    mp34mp

    [17]May 15, 2008
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    Megaman200798 wrote:
    mp34mp wrote:
    omg350 wrote:
    Megaman200798 wrote:
    omg350 wrote:
    If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!


    What?

    It's in one of the early episodes


    Yeah it is. It's actually from the very first episode, near the beginning where Dale was talking about global warming and growing orange trees in Alaska. Then Hank was talking about how hot it already was in the summer, and so forth. Man, I was a Senior in high school when it first aired. I remember doing quotes in class.


    xD Hank is funny. Did he say it to Dale?


    Yup.
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    AxelKyuubi

    [18]May 18, 2008
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    LukeX4 wrote:

    no no guys this has to be the best, it left my laughing for two weeks!!!

    in the episode "Nancys Boys"

    Nancy: wheres dale i feel such a fool!!

    Hank(sitting in a peddling swan); she feels like a fool? i might aswell be peddling a giant jackass around!!!

    That would get my vote.

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    HelloStuart

    [19]May 23, 2008
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    mp34mp wrote:
    omg350 wrote:
    Megaman200798 wrote:
    omg350 wrote:
    If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!


    What?

    It's in one of the early episodes


    Yeah it is. It's actually from the very first episode, near the beginning where Dale was talking about global warming and growing orange trees in Alaska. Then Hank was talking about how hot it already was in the summer, and so forth. Man, I was a Senior in high school when it first aired. I remember doing quotes in class.

    I remember being in sixth grade when the pilot aired and giggling at the narrow urethra references.
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    mp34mp

    [20]May 26, 2008
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    HelloStuart wrote:
    mp34mp wrote:
    omg350 wrote:
    Megaman200798 wrote:
    omg350 wrote:
    If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!
    What?
    It's in one of the early episodes
    Yeah it is. It's actually from the very first episode, near the beginning where Dale was talking about global warming and growing orange trees in Alaska. Then Hank was talking about how hot it already was in the summer, and so forth. Man, I was a Senior in high school when it first aired. I remember doing quotes in class.
    I remember being in sixth grade when the pilot aired and giggling at the narrow urethra references.
    I was doing the hardware store bit where Hank was talking to Buckley & the Little League scene in some math class before the period started on the Monday morning after the pilot first aired, and my teacher was looking at me like "What in the hell are you doing??!" Fortunately my classmates knew exactly what I was talking about.

    In retrospect, it was a very well written pilot, and one of the strongest episodes in KOTH's history. I remember laughing my ass off when I first saw Joseph and who he was. "Ye'ah, dad'dy?"

    Edited on 05/26/2008 8:57am
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