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Who could get the most girls: Boomhauer or John Redcorn?

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    berberdog

    [1]Jul 1, 2008
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    You always see them with different women.....It makes you wonder who has the best pick-up tricks....Boomhauer, the swift player, or John Redcorn, the sensitve masseuse? I wonder who's the best and most confident around women... And who do you think the women favor more?
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    HelloStuart

    [2]Jul 1, 2008
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    Neither; I'll go with Jimmy Witchard.

    POST #21,400!

    Edited on 07/01/2008 11:25am
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    DOMOJITA

    [3]Jul 2, 2008
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    ill go with john redcorn and whos jimmy witchard???? is that luann' dad??
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    mp34mp

    [4]Jul 3, 2008
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    DOMOJITA wrote:
    ill go with john redcorn and whos jimmy witchard???? is that luann' dad??


    **watches HelloStuart's head blow up**
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    Hiei1314

    [5]Jul 5, 2008
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    HelloStuart wrote:

    Neither; I'll go with Jimmy Witchard.

    POST #21,400!

    This just made me laugh a lot!

    But I'd have to say John Redcorn.

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    dsly4425

    [6]Jul 6, 2008
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    I'll go with Boomhauer, and just say that mumbling has its advantages.
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    aaron304142

    [7]Jul 6, 2008
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    I'd say Boomhauer he's a ladies man.
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    HelloStuart

    [8]Jul 7, 2008
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    mp34mp wrote:
    DOMOJITA wrote:
    ill go with john redcorn and whos jimmy witchard???? is that luann' dad??

    **watches HelloStuart's head blow up**

    Jimmy Witchard is the brain-damaged, quick-to-temper gentleman that hired Bobby at the race track in Season 2.
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    aaron304142

    [9]Jul 7, 2008
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    You also forgot that Jimmy is a is a violent mentally retarded man and also he works down at the car races where the cars race.
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    HelloStuart

    [10]Jul 8, 2008
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    aaron304142 wrote:
    You also forgot that Jimmy is a is a violent mentally retarded man and also he works down at the car races where the cars race.

    I think Dale emphasized that Witchard was brain-damaged ("from lookin' at the sun too long"), but you essentially just repeated everything I said.
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    black_mage_x

    [11]Jul 9, 2008
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    And he collects cans.
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    walkerdoug

    [12]Jul 12, 2008
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    I say Boomhauer would get the most girls out of the two, or at least more then Redcorn.
    Edited on 07/12/2008 2:52pm
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    dissapearing

    [13]Jul 17, 2008
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    how would all that mumbling give Boomhauer advantages? and i choose john redcorn, at least you get a massage with him before bed to get you in the mood unlike Boomhauer who probally would probaly try to get you drunk before doing it with you.
    Edited on 07/17/2008 8:37pm
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    HelloStuart

    [14]Jul 20, 2008
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    dissapearing wrote:
    how would all that mumbling give Boomhauer advantages? and i choose john redcorn, at least you get a massage with him before bed to get you in the mood unlike Boomhauer who probally would probaly try to get you drunk before doing it with you.

    Or at least play footsie in the hot tub.
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    piperlovegood

    [15]Oct 9, 2010
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    are we talking # of girls or # sexual incounters. Boomhauer gets a little more girls; Redcorn get a little more sex

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