King of The Hill Season 7 Episode 1

Serena: (On the game 7 Minutes in Heaven)
Looks like Jordan is getting her first birthday present from...Bobby Hill.
Jordan: Um....Bobby and I just met each other. If we move too fast, isn't it going to ruin it? I mean, we haven't even talked online yet. I like him, at least I think I like him. I know he can freak and he likes ice cream. I don't know if that's enough.

Peggy: Hank Hill, are you so uptight you won't even let your own son dance with a girl?
Hank: They weren't dancing like you and I dance. They were enjoying it.

Dale: Yep, kids are growing up way too fast, and we have no one to blame but the Dairy Council. They're shooting our milk up with hormones. Your Christina Ag-u-a-leras and your Shakiras are their prototypes.

(While watching Bobby dancing)
Kahn: Minh, come quick! Redneck boy getting busy with lawn clipping!

Bobby: You go to the learning center? You must be crazy good at math.
Jordan: Yeah, I'm in trig. Hey what about you?
Bobby: My math is just called 'math'.

Peggy: Okay, ranking in order of sexiness -- ignoring their brutal slaughter of Texans at the Alamo -- I say it goes: Martin Perfecto de Coss; Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna; and Don Jose Herrera.
Nancy: Why don't we make this a tad more fun? Let's rank the men on our street!
Minh: Well, I don't normally go for the white meat, but number one's obvious: that Boomhauer has one tight little butt.

Hank: Then we can agree their music isn't all that bad -- maybe even okay.
Bill: Okay if you're a prepubescent girl.
Dale: Are you one of those Hank, huh? A prepubescent girl?
Hank: Would a prepubescent girl be able to kick your ass?
Dale: Probably.

Hank:(To Bobby) When I was your age, we had these things called "songs." They were two minute stories about people fallin' in love or burnin' down Georgia. But I guess Hollywood decided we needed more criminals yelling about their lady friend's baby place.

Hank: Bobby, I can't have you disco dancing in the alley. People are gonna think we didn't teach you shame, and I know we have.

Dale: Now that's one heck of a shoe tree, Hank.
Hank: Yup, Peggy's birthday's comin' up, and she was hinting that she wanted something for 'in the bedroom'.

Peggy: (to Hank, after going to a Mennonite Museum) You are making Bill look like Pierce Brosnan!

Peggy: (referring to Jordan's parents) Did you see them? They are like Chandler and Monica, and we are like Andy Griffith and Aunt freaking Bee!