Hank's height is revealed as 6'2".
For a man demonizes every foreign substance besides beer, it is revealed in an alley scene that Hank's former coach often gave the team 'Go Pills' which Boomhauer states in a mumble were really horse tranquilizers.
Hank said that he received his first worker's comp. check but didn't open it. Wouldn't he prove that his claim wasn't fake it he returned it?
Hank: Let me ask you, what healthy person would voluntarily spend five minutes with this joker? If I wasn't in horrible pain, wouldn't I have kicked this guy's ass?
Chairman: You did yoga? Are you sure you played American football and not soccer?
Hank: You know, Vince Lombardi won five championships without ever using sarcasm. He just yelled and shoved people.
Hank: Can you turn the lights a little brighter?
John Redcorn: No, that's as bright as they go.
Hank: Can you turn the music off?
John Redcorn: No. It's wired to the lights.
Hank: More X-rays? I've had 40 got-dang X-rays already.
Doctor: Nobody said making money was easy, Mr. Hill. Think of getting X-rays as your new job.
Bill: You'll see laying around the house isn't so bad. After a while the couch and t.v. will be like your mother and father. The couch is your mother.
Dale: Fine I'll use a coaster.
(Dale uses Hank's back as a beer stand)
Board Member: Whoa whoa, calm down fella, no one's questioning your powers here.
Jo' Jack: How's your back honey?
Hank: Great Jo' Jack, how's your gambling problem?
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