Tagline: "Hahahahahahahaha..." -Yogi Victor
Luanne does not appear in this episode.
Hank's height is revealed as 6'2".
For a man who demonizes every foreign substance besides beer, it is revealed in an alley scene that Hank's former coach often gave the team 'Go Pills' which Boomhauer states in a mumble were really horse tranquilizers.
Hank: Let me ask you, what healthy person would voluntarily spend five minutes with this joker? If I wasn't in horrible pain, wouldn't I have kicked this guy's ass?
Chairman: You did yoga? Are you sure you played American football and not soccer?
Hank: You know, Vince Lombardi won five championships without ever using sarcasm. He just yelled and shoved people.
Hank: Can you turn the lights a little brighter?
John Redcorn: No, that's as bright as they go.
Hank: Can you turn the music off?
John Redcorn: No. It's wired to the lights.
Hank: More X-rays? I've had 40 got-dang X-rays already.
Doctor: Nobody said making money was easy, Mr. Hill. Think of getting X-rays as your new job.
Bill: You'll see laying around the house isn't so bad. After a while the couch and t.v. will be like your mother and father. The couch is your mother.
Dale: Fine I'll use a coaster.
(Dale uses Hank's back as a beer stand)
Board Member: Whoa whoa, calm down fella, no one's questioning your powers here.
Jo' Jack: How's your back honey?
Hank: Great Jo' Jack, how's your gambling problem?
The song playing when Hank is about to get a massage from John Redcorn is "Close the Door" by Teddy Pendergrass.
Originally registered under the title "The Unbearable Lightness of Being Hank."
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