King of The Hill Season 5 Episode 19

Dale: Keep talking, bubble butt!
Bill: I wasn't saying anything.
Dale: Not you, I was talking to Hank.

Peggy: You have one butt cheek slightly larger than the other, just like my feet.
Hank: Yeah, we're made for each other.

Dr. Tate: Mr. Hill, you have a compression of the discs in your lower back.
Hank: Uh-huh. Do you get a lot of this in your patients who race mowers?
Dr. Tate: A lawnmower didn't cause this. It's genetic.
Peggy: Genetic as in fatal?
Dr. Tate: No. Mr. Hill, you were born with no muscle mass here, no cushioning. For years you've basically been sitting on your spine. You suffer from a disease called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome, or DGS.
Hank: I don't understand. What does that mean?
Dr. Tate: Mr. Hill, you have no ass.

Dale: What information have you brought me, Octavio?
Octavio: Bill is losing weight, jefe. He is eating only oranges and ham sandwiches.
Dale: Blast! We will still win, but we must train twice as hard. Octavio, release the chicken.