Bill (about a lawn mower riding competition): I'm trying to lose weight so I have a better chance in the mower race.
Hank: Well, Bill, you could lose 100 pounds and you still wouldn't be able to take a corner like me.
Bill: Well, I've got news for you. I could never lose 100 pounds...
Dale: Keep talking, bubble butt! Bill: I wasn't saying anything. Dale: Not you, I was talking to Hank.
Peggy: You have one butt cheek slightly larger than the other, just like my feet. Hank: Yeah, we're made for each other.
Dr. Tate: Mr. Hill, you have a compression of the discs in your lower back. Hank: Uh-huh. Do you get a lot of this in your patients who race mowers? Dr. Tate: A lawnmower didn't cause this. It's genetic. Peggy: Genetic as in fatal? Dr. Tate: No. Mr. Hill, you were born with no muscle mass here, no cushioning. For years you've basically been sitting on your spine. You suffer from a disease called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome, or DGS. Hank: I don't understand. What does that mean? Dr. Tate: Mr. Hill, you have no ass.
Dale: What information have you brought me, Octavio? Octavio: Bill is losing weight, jefe. He is eating only oranges and ham sandwiches. Dale: Blast! We will still win, but we must train twice as hard. Octavio, release the chicken.
Cotton: Good Lord, Hank, you're wearin' butt-boobies! Hank: It's not for my buttocks, it's for my back. Cotton: Didi, put your fake ta-tas next to Hank's. We'll see who has the bigger melons!
Tagline: "Thank you, Gina." - Doctor Tate "Doctor Tate." - Gina
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