(Peggy and Dale have entered a taxidermy competition and brought a very lack-luster entry, which they are trying to remedy last-minute)
Peggy: Oh good, you're back; what did you get?
Dale: So, you know how there's never anything big and dead around when you need it?
Peggy: What did you get? Let's see; 3 groundhogs and ...what is this?
Dale: (dejectedly) Half a groundhog.