King of The Hill

Young Dale: Wait a minute! Kid Dy-no-mite has got it! Why don't we take Boomhauer's car for a joyride? Young Hank: Joyride? That sounds fun. And you know what would be even more fun? If after we drive it, we fill it with gas, so the next time Boomhauer uses it, he's like, "How'd that happen?"

Hank: (being sworn in) Hey, this isn't the Bible, it's a Harry Potter book! Emily: We're not allowed to bring the Bible to school.

Peggy: Bobby, I'll have you know I consider myself one of the great environmentalists of our time.

Bobby Hill: Mr. Boomhauer, can I ask your advice? Boomhauer: Yo. Bobby Hill: How long should we stay angry at my dad? Boomhauer: Well, you know, Bobby, don't take for me man. You know, life's too short, man. You don't want to hold no grudge, man. Talking about, let old bygones be bygones, man. Maybe two weeks, probably three. Bobby Hill: You know Mr. Boomhauer, I can see why my dad is always quoting you. Boomhauer: Man, your daddy's quoting me? Goddang, man. Maybe just make it one week.

Hank Hill: Boomhauer thinks some Yankee kids came down and stole the car, and he's going to go to his grave thinking that. Dale Gribble: Boomhauer's grave? Are you suggesting we kill Boomhauer? Well, you're the boss. Hank Hill: We're not killing Boomhauer.