King of the Hill

Season 14 Episode 4

Just Another Manic Kahn-Day

Aired Sunday 8:30 AM May 07, 2010 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Dale: We could just get him the drugs illegally from Mexico. They're the exact same medicine, only cheaper. And spicier.

    • Dale: Well, I've done it. I've glued a toaster to a karaoke machine. Is that something I was supposed to do, Hank?

    • Hank: Boy, I'm telling you, it's like somebody took Kahn and replaced him with a real human being.
      Dale: You're talking about Kahn? Our neighbor Kahn?
      Hank: Yes, he is a completely different person. In one day, my liking of him went up from not very much to somewhat.
      Boomhauer: Tell you what, man, talkin' 'bout one dang ol' day. Ain't gonna make up for dang ol' seven dang ol' years, man.
      Hank: Well, maybe we never took the time to get to know him. He's so outgoing and funny and has such energy and passion.
      Dale: How are his hands? When you're walking down the street holding hands, are they soft?

    • Kahn: Maybe I don't need the medicine. I'm not sick. Minh only makes me take them to "even out my moods".
      Hank: Listen, if you're not sick, don't worry about it. Wives have turned us into pill-popping, baby-wearing, teeth-whitening sissies. Kahn: You right. I think I'll self-medicate with 50,000 B.T.U.'s of ass-kicking hellfire.

    • Hank: We call it the Commander in Beef. It's the Swiss Army Knife of Grills...except, it's made in a country that's not afraid to fight a war.

    • Donna: Well, we're not going to have another Bikini Car Wash, because I always end up being the only one in a bikini OH ALRIGHT, I'LL DO IT.

    • Hank: Kahn's not here?
      Dale: We also noticed and discussed it at length.

    • Kahn: Who you think taste better deep-fried – Gribble? Nooo, Dauterive! We seal in all his juices!

    • Kahn: Did you know Hank is an anagram for Kahn? H-A-N-K, K-A-H-N! Looks like we destined to be best friends! (Hank stares disbelievingly)

  • Notes

    • The song Kahn is listening to while cleaning his house, when Hank and the gang come over is  "Dancing With Myself" by Billy Idol.

  • Allusions

    • Title: An allusion to the musical hook from the Bangles hit song Manic Monday - "It's just another manic Monday".