King of the Hill

Season 1 Episode 10

Keeping Up With Our Joneses

Aired Sunday 8:30 AM Apr 27, 1997 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (the Hills have all recently smoked, but are trying to hide it via code)
      Peggy: Hank, there is a 'tile' in the bathroom that I think we missed.
      Hank: Really? I better check that out. Heh-heh-heh (goes to the bathroom, takes a puff, and returns to the kitchen). Well, I found the 'tile', thank you very much, Peggy, and I looked at it, but there's still some more ...'tile' for you to look at.
      Peggy: You know, I think I will save the rest of my 'tile' for after breakfast.
      Bobby (annoyed): Will you stop talking about your stupid tile?!?! If it's so dirty, go clean it and if it's clean, you can shut up!