(A customer is getting a new hair style for her prom)
Luanne: I missed my prom because I have to testify against my mama. Everyone got THE most romantic night of their life, and all I got was my mama sent to jail. (sighs)
Customer: I think I'll get an "up" do.
Luanne: The bailiff that had to wrestle my mama had an "up" do. (sobs and cries)