King of the Hill

Season 1 Episode 5

Luanne's Saga

Aired Sunday 8:30 AM Feb 16, 1997 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Hank: Why aren't you with Wade? I want Wade.
      Luanne: As soon as you left, Wade turned into Mr. Grabby Sam. I think that you just fixed me up with him so you could get your den back. Thank goodness, Boomhauer gave me a lift.
      Hank: A lift? Is that what they're calling it these days? You can't trust this guy. He's a no-good, immoral skirt-chasin' rascal.
      Luanne: So? At least you like him better than Buckley.
      Hank: You're saying he's your new boyfriend?
      Luanne: What if he is? You can't tell me what to do. You're not my father.
      Hank: You're damn straight I'm not. But while you're under my roof I'm your landlord. And as your landlord, I forbid you to date Boomhauer.
      Peggy: Shut up, Hank.
      Luanne: I can find another roof. I'll stay at Boomhauer's.
      Hank: Fine.
      Luanne: Fine!
      Boomhauer: This ain't gonna work out, man. Just flat out no, man.
      Luanne: Thanks, Boomhauer. let's go.
      Boomhauer: Dang ol' women from Mars, man, I'll tell ..
      Hank: Don't go in there, Luanne! I'm warning you! You'll be sorry! Damn it.
      Dale: This neighborhood is turning into Melrose Place.