King of The Hill

John Redcorn: Did you know that 'WOW' upside down is 'MOM'? Luanne: I will take your word on it.

Hank: All right, what's the emergency? Lucky: I don't know how to say this, so I'll just say it. I've got a rolling baby. Hank: What? Lucky: Every time I set Gracie down, she rolls. I don't know what to do. Hank: Look, Lucky, it's normal for babies to do weird things. Babies are weird. Where's Luanne? Why isn't she helping you with this? Lucky: She's at a gig or a photo shoot or something. I got to admit, dealing with Gracie is harder than I thought. Uh-oh, here comes the thunder. (both gagging at the smell) I'll need help taking off her onesie to address that twosie.

Hank: Why is this nonsense so popular? Sticking babies in front of TVs can't be good for their brains.

Lucky: With Luanne having a job, I'm going to have to be Gracie's mother AND father. I'm going to be like a seahorse.

Dale: Hot off the presses-- i.e. my staple gun-- behold! Your very own copy of my children's book The Magic Bullet. It'll be about a little gun searching for her lost bullet. A classic mother- daughter tale. Hank: Why? Dale: Follow along as I read an excerpt: "Bunny was not like other AK-47s. Bunny was an AK that cared. Other guns shot with reckless abandon, but Bunny, her bullets she spared. Then one day things went awry, and one of her bullets, away she flied. That magic bullet was her daughter Lips, with whom she had a complex interdependent relation...ship. She went searching for her. (singing) My sweet ballistic I'll come find you Be optimistic, stay strong Remember you came from your Mom. Hank: It's a little stupid, Dale.