King of The Hill

Peggy: Another Superbowl, another can of Scotchgard. It would be a lot simpler if you would just ask Bill not to wipe his hands on the cushions. Hank: I got a better idea. You sit here and Boomhauer, Dale, me and Bobby will sit here. We'll do a zone defense around the chips. Peggy: What if Bill tries scrambling around the coffee table? Hank: He doesn't have that kind of quickness, Peggy. Not anymore.

Peggy: Bravo! bravo! Nancy: Luanne really shouldn't waste this kind of talent on church. If you want, i could show her tape to my boss at channel 84. He's always looking for quality children's programming and home videos of things blowing up. Peggy: Luanne really could use a boost right now but I could not take advantage of our friendship like that, no. Nancy: Oh, Peggy, honey, this is show business. That's what friends do.

Bobby: I like it over at Mr. Dauterive's house because he always keeps snacks in his couch cushions.

Hank: (looks at shopping list Peggy put on the refrigerator) Diet soda? Peggy, we're going shopping for the superbowl party, not your feminine items.

(Hank notices a nail is sticking out of Luanne's puppet stand) Hank: I shoulda nailed that thing in harder. Peggy: Oh, Hank, you're the only one that notices. (Camera pans over to a bunch of guys) Guys: (Murmuring about the sticking out nail)