King of The Hill Season 4 Episode 16

(Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer open up Pop's fridge and find a can of beer)
Bill: Look, Pop's last beer.
Hank: (Takes out the beer and hold it up) To Pops. (Sees a pool in the backyard) That son of a bitch had a pool?
Bill: I thought I heard splashing.
Hank: How could you not know? You've been neighbours with him for eighteen years.
Bill: I thought he lives by a lake.
Hank: A lake to where?
Bill: It was none of my business.

(Griffin is sitting on the coffee table shaving his chest)
Luanne: Griffin, ew! We said no shaving in the living room unless it was an emergency!

Hank: I have unplugged your house from my house!
Griffin: Well, that's not very neighborly of you.

Luanne: I just think I should move out before we end up hating each other.
Peggy: Oh, Luanne, we could never hate --
Hank: She's making a good point there, Peggy.

Hank: Dale, for the last time, I can't turn in this rental application without your Social Security number.
Dale: Five, five, five, five, five.
Hank: That's not even enough numbers.
Dale: Five. Five.

Luanne (explaining why she's late coming home from work): The cash register didn't balance, and it took Gary twenty minutes to confess.

Bill: My first choice was the Marines, but I couldn't do enough sit-ups to be a Marine Corps barber. Semper Fi!

Bill: You know how I want to go? Right here in the alley with you guys. It'll probably be my heart, the way things are going.