Dale: What if I sealed myself in a crate and had myself delivered to Nancy?
This may be a reference to Charles McKinley. In 2003, McKinley had himself sealed in a packing crate that was loaded onto a Boeing 727 that flew from New York to Dallas. He charged the shipping fee to the company he worked for. Apparently he didn't want to pay for a plane ticket. He was sentenced to probation and given a $100000 fine, which was ironic because a plane ticket would have cost him about $300 dollars.