King of The Hill

Peggy (after the doorbell rings and she answers it): Why, Dale. How nice to see you. Dale: I can't find Hank, Bill or Boomhauer. If they are hiding behind the door just nod slowly. Peggy: Oh, you sweet man. You know, I have been thinking a lot about you. We never get to talk, you and I. Why is that? Anyway, Nancy should count herself lucky to have a man like you. Just look at you and how that .. hat accents your... head. Plenty of women would be happy to have you. Good, good women. Would you like to come in for some pie? Dale: (nervous) I should go. Bill: Hey, Dale, what's going on? Dale: Oh, not much. Peggy hill wants to leave Hank and run away with me. Bill: I don't believe it. Why, they had a fairy-book marriage.

Peggy: Oh, I just cannot believe that I could be so stupid. How could you not tell me what was going on in my own side yard?!?! Hank: I thought you knew. How could you not know? I mean, look at Joseph. Where do you think he came from? Peggy: Nancy told me Dale had a Jamaican grandmother.

Peggy: Oh, hi, Hank. Hank: Uh, hey, Peggy. I guess dinner will be a little late tonight, huh? Peggy: Yep. I just had a headache session with John Redcorn. He lit some sweet grass, and then I drifted off. The next thing I knew, if felt fan-freakin'-tastic. Hank: Well, good, your headache's gone. I guess you're all done with John freaking Redcorn. Peggy: No, this is just the beginning. I have already scheduled another treatment for next week. Hank: Peggy, I don't know how some guy rubbing your neck helps your head. I mean, what's the connection? Peggy: Ooh, my reporter's instincts tell me someone's a little grumpy without his dinner. (gasps) I-I just got my first musing: "My husband calls me his better half because I 'better half' dinner on the table when he gets home". I'm going to go write that up while it's still fresh.

Peggy (whale songs playing on tape during the massage): The whales sing of joy and sorrow of gain and loss-- like Leann Rimes.

Peggy: Minh, I have to tell you something. Nancy is having an affair. Minh: She's cheating on John Redcorn? Peggy: How'd you know about that? Minh: Took me about five minutes. Wait, Peggy Hill not know? I have to tell someone - Ooh, I'll e-mail Kahn!