King of The Hill Season 2 Episode 22

Connie: So are your pills working yet?
Bobby: (slowly) Starting tooo... (focuses in on a fly outside the school bus window, then to Bobby, staring intently at it)

Emily: You wanted stuff with strong lyrics?

Peggy: That's right, but no cursing and no cop killing. I am sorry, but that is just how I was raised.

(Emily has shown up at the Hill house to teach Peggy guitar)
Dale: I thought you said family values were 'in' at your house.
Bill: Yeah, Hank.That gal's dressed kind of pro-choice.

(Emily has shown up at the Hill house to teach Peggy guitar)
Dale: I thought you said family values were 'in' at your house.
Bill: Yeah, Hank.That gal's dressed kind of pro-choice.

Hank: How was your day today, Peggy? I bet it was real busy.
Peggy: I bought an ice-cube tray... then I brought it back.

Luanne: I tried to study for my beauty exam, and I just got bored.
Bobby: You must've caught my ADD. It was the time that I sneezed in your face.
Luanne: I don't remember that.
Bobby: You were asleep.

Hank: Happy Mother's Day, Mom. I wish I were there to shake your hand in person.
Tilly: That's very nice, Hank, but I do have to go now. Garry is here with my present!
Garry: (enters nude) Well, how do you like it? You know that I can't take it back!

Peggy: Hank, you are groaning every time I sing a line!
Hank: Oh, I'm sorry, am I?

Bobby: There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go sour (Sniffs), and there it goes.

Peggy: (referring to Mother's Day) Well it is my day...I should be able to do whatever I want!
Hank: Not whatever you want. You can't kill a man. Then you'd end up in prison! And with that attitude you'll end up in the hole!