King of the Hill

Season 3 Episode 21

Revenge of the Lutefisk

Aired Sunday 8:30 AM Apr 20, 1999 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Cotton: What did I miss? Did she dance yet?
      Peggy: How did he find out about this?
      Dale: Psst. Colonel, I saved you a seat.
      Rev. Stroup: Here's another Minnesota tradition that's not so easy to throw in the garbage. Let's everyone rise and hug the person next to you.
      Cotton: Leave it to a woman to turn God's house into a love shack.
      Dale: Permission to hug you, Colonel?
      Cotton: DENIED! Go hug your wife!
      Dale: I can't, she's hugging the person next to her.
      Rev. Stroup: Looks like you need someone to hug.
      Cotton: Looks like you need to read your Bible, and I quote "Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission. -Corinthians
      Rev. Stroup: Yes, but in the book of...
      Cotton: Billy Graham, Man. Jimmy Swaggert, Man. Karen Stroup,-
      Bill: ENOUGH! If you hurt this woman, This single woman, and you take her away from me, I promise, I will strike you down!
      Cotton: I've made my point. If you need me, I'll be in the one part of this church that's still men's only.