Cotton: What did I miss? Did she dance yet?
Peggy: How did he find out about this?
Dale: Psst. Colonel, I saved you a seat.
Rev. Stroup: Here's another Minnesota tradition that's not so easy to throw in the garbage. Let's everyone rise and hug the person next to you.
Cotton: Leave it to a woman to turn God's house into a love shack.
Dale: Permission to hug you, Colonel?
Cotton: DENIED! Go hug your wife!
Dale: I can't, she's hugging the person next to her.
Rev. Stroup: Looks like you need someone to hug.
Cotton: Looks like you need to read your Bible, and I quote "Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission. -Corinthians
Rev. Stroup: Yes, but in the book of...
Cotton: Billy Graham, Man. Jimmy Swaggert, Man. Karen Stroup,-
Bill: ENOUGH! If you hurt this woman, This single woman, and you take her away from me, I promise, I will strike you down!
Cotton: I've made my point. If you need me, I'll be in the one part of this church that's still men's only.