Bobby: You know, Dad, you never answered my questions about you.
Hank: Well, you're right, Bobby. What do you want to know? I'll tell you anything.
Bobby: How do you like your hamburgers cooked?
Hank: Medium rare. Three flips.
Bobby: Okay. What was it like the first time you slept in a bed with Mom? How'd you choose which side of the bed you'd sleep on? And did you start cuddling right away, or did you build up to it?
Hank: Well, uh, okay. Uh, let's start with the bed question. Uh, I sleep on the north side. As for the cuddling, uh... (clears throat) Uh, Peggy, could you get me some water?