Kahn: I am Kahn Souphanousinphone. Upon entering the lavatory, I observed two sets of footprints: one set pointing up and the other down, evidence of love most foul! I discovered the deplorable act, and I will find the perpetrators. I will begin my questioning with you, Dale Gribble. Has your wife been out of your sight for even five minutes?
Dale: No, she's been clingy all night.
John Redcorn: I can verify that Nancy has not been out of Dale's sight at all.
Bill: I don't have an alibi.
Kahn: You're Bill Dauterive. That your alibi.