King of The Hill

John Redcorn: It's Nancy? My Nancy? You're having dirty dreams about my sweet Nan-Nan? Hank: Say, is that a new suede vest? John Redcorn: Nancy used to like it when I kept the vest on during sex. Do you want it? Hank: Oh, God! John Redcorn: Here, take it! Take it all!

Hank: Nobody makes cheese like the Americans, I tell you what.

Dale: I know all about your naked dream with my wife! That's right, John Redcorn told me everything. He's a true friend, unlike you.

Nancy: We were lucky. Dale and I took a fourteen-year intimacy break while I saw John Redcorn for migraines. So now it's back like when we were first dating. Peggy: But I can't take a fourteen-year break! They'll have sex robots by then, and Hank won't need me!

Bill: Which of us hasn't had an innocent sex dream about a friend's wife?

Hank: I am not exposing myself in public. That's illegal. The press would have a field day. You know how they're always trying to take propane down a notch.

Peggy: Hank, why don't we go someplace more private? You certainly can't live out your fantasy with all these naked women around.

Peggy: You don't want me anymore. You want other women. Younger, equally pretty women.

Peggy:...are you turned on by the propane? Hank: You bet!