In this episode, Tom Landry Middle School is having a homecoming dance which is normally held at high schools, colleges, and universities.
Hank: Bobby, women will always keep you waiting. Did you know it takes your mom 20 minutes to get ready in the morning?
(Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer are pushing their super cart downtown to Spongie) Bill (pant): No wonder the homeless are so thin!
Kahn: Hey, Hank Hill, I just saw your hillbilly kid sneak out with those girls. I'm surprised they didn't have to butter the window. Hank: What? But he's grounded! Kahn: Well he's gone now. They kept talking about going under the bleachers. What's that redneck for? Hank: Oh no! That's where kids at risk gather!
Peggy: Are you cooking bacon? What's wrong, Hank?
S 14 : Ep 4
Aired 5/7/10
S 14 : Ep 3
Aired 5/6/10
S 14 : Ep 2
Aired 5/5/10
S 14 : Ep 1
Aired 5/4/10
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