(Buck Strickland is sobbing in his office at Strickland Propane when Hank comes in)
Hank: Sir, I don't usually ask personal questions, but are you okay?
Mr. Strickland: My wife kicked me out. I had Donna over at the house, and the old crow caught us in flagrante on the credenza. It's all over. She said she could handle my drinking binges, and my gambling, and even turn a blind eye to my extra-marital escapades, but not when it happened all at once, and on her birthday!