King of The Hill

(explaining Powder Puff Football to PTA commitee member) Peggy: Well, it's an annual football game, but the girls are the players and the cheerleaders are the boys. They wear makeup and wigs and act silly. PTA Woman: Boys are...making fun of girls? Peggy: Yes. You know, my son, Bobby, is actually kind of the head cheerleader. He keeps knocking over lamps around the house with his big, clumsy boobs. PTA Woman: That kind of mockery does untold damage to a young girl's fragile psyche. My daughter was hysterical recently when an 8th grade boy told her her ponytail looked "like a piece of doody." Thank God, I was home to console her, (quickly) which was my choice, stand by it, no regrets. Peggy: Well, that's terrible. Have you tried putting her hair up in a bun? No, no, that could look like poop, too. PTA Woman: See, it starts out innocently, with a boy teasing a girl. Then that same boy dresses like a cheerleader. Then little Mary Jo Honor Student is having her buttock slapped in a rap video. (beat) Peggy: That is the saddest hypothetical story I have ever heard.

Peggy: You know what would make your outfit perfect? My old tubetop! (exits to go get it) Bobby: I am NOT wearing mom's clothes!

Bill: Remember when I 'gave birth' to a football? Hank: And we wrapped it up in a baby blanket and kicked it through the goal posts.

(The boys put on their cheerleading outfits and begin cheering despite the ban) Hank: Look! Bobby's rallying his troops! Hey, he's starting a fake cat fight! Dale: And Joseph is storming off - my son's a diva!!

Bobby: I don't see what's funny about powder puff - the girls playing football, the football players in skirts cheering them on. Joseph: Maybe you're not getting the joke - we get to dress like girls and act like girls!

Bobby: (Talking about cheerleader practice) Then we practiced popping each other's boob balloons then we practiced popping each other's butt balloons. Hank: You're doing balloon work already? Well I guess Coach Kleehammer knows what he's doing.