King of The Hill Season 10 Episode 13

Hank: Don't you have a date to get to?
Bobby: I think I'm gonna work a few more hours. A small popcorn and no drink is NO way to start a relationship.

Kahn (insulting Hank because Bobby's been panhandling): You may not have perspective on this because you hillybilly-redneck but... it brings shame to your family.

Joseph: Look! That guy just gave me 2 dimes and another dime!

Hank: New jeans? What happened to your old jeans? Did you make cutoffs again!?!

Hank: (walking through the lumber store with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer) I guess Bobby's really enjoying his job. I don't want to count my chickens, but it looks like everything I've been teaching him has finally sunk in.
Dale: Why does it always take a hardware store to get you to open up, Hank?

Bobby: Could you maybe spare (passerby ignores him) some...change?
Joseph: (woman walks and Joseph jumps up) If you give me a dollar, I'll let you punch me anywhere but the head!

Hank: How could you disrespect steak!?