King of the Hill

Season 2 Episode 11

The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Aired Sunday 8:30 AM Dec 21, 1997 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Hank: Where are we? We're not home, yet.
      Gary: Hank, I'm taking you to a place that might help you to get your sight back.
      Hank: I've already seen the doctors.
      Gary: Not medicine. Faith.
      Hank: No, that's really nice of you to offer to share your Jewishness with me but I really don't walk that way.
      Gary: Hank, trust me.
      Hank: Look, it's nothing personal I'm just not crazy about the idea of my god seeing me in your god's temple.
      Gary: Hank, I wouldn't take you to a temple without telling you.
      Hank: Then where are we? What's going on?
      Gary: I know you didn't poke yourself in the eye. It's not hard to figure out what happened. You saw me and your mother in the kitchen. I'm not flattered that it made you go blind but obviously, it's something psychological with you. That's why we're here.
      Televangelist: Welcome, brothers and sisters and all you prayer partners tuning in at home. Welcome to the Canvas Cathedral.
      Hank: Canvas Cathedral? The big TV church on the highway?
      Gary: You said it was your favorite.