King of the Hill

Season 6 Episode 7

Torch Song Hillogy

Aired Sunday 8:30 AM Feb 17, 2002 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Bobby: I'm just saying I hope you aren't backing out because you feel bad for me. I'll have my moment in the sun someday. But this one's yours. You're a hero. You took Arlen High to State.
      Hank: (sighing) I'm not a hero. I'm a disgrace.
      Bobby: Okay, your trousers are filthy. But so were everybody else's. Forget about it.
      Hank: Keep watching.
      Bobby: That's amazing! I didn't realize people walked like Egyptians back then.
      Hank: It's shameful. The worst kind of useless showboating. The only thing missing was an earring. And on the very next play going for the two-point conversion that would have won us the championship I broke my ankle. God was punishing me for being prideful. He didn't give me a fatal heart attack because he still wanted me to sell propane but he made his point.
      Bobby: That's crazy. God wasn't punishing you. It was just a coincidence.
      Hank: No, it wasn't. It was God.
      Bobby: Is this why you're so uptight all the time? Because you think something bad is going to happen if you act happy?
      Hank: Uh...
      Bobby: Remember when you saw that bumper sticker "Honk if you love America"? You smiled, pumped your arm and honked twice.
      Hank: I do love America.
      Bobby: And your car didn't go off the road.
      Hank: You're right. We drove home safely.

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