King of The Hill Season 13 Episode 12

Katt: You think Katt Savage is my real name? It's not. It's Barb Davis. And now...I'm free.
Peggy: I-I do not understand.
Katt: I knew I was drawn to you for a reason. I must've had a subconscious need to break away from all this.
Peggy: Oh... so, I am so "uncool," I snapped you out of your hip trance?
Katt: Exactly.

Peggy: I swear, we were not snooping, we, we were just trying to find a way out.
Katt: (sighs) I never wanted anyone to see this. I don't know,...maybe I did, since I didn't keep it locked or anything.
Bobby: You're not going to lock it now, are you?
Katt: Being as cutting edge as I am, it's a full-time job. Seriously. I wake up when it's still dark to watch the European news. Then I check in with the club kids just before they go to bed. I read 142 blogs a day, every day, every hour.
And look at me, I'm texting right now. (reads message) Huh. Wristbands are out.
Katt: Sure, all of this seems crazy. But I don't know, I guess that's the price you pay for glamor. I mean, look at this bag. It's not coming out for three months.
Peggy: I believe it. I want this bag, that collage, your life!
Katt: Trust me, you don't. See, I follow trends. All of them, no matter what-- piercings, colonics, trendy surgeries, online affairs. I've even done some street fighting.

Michael: I'm Michael.
Bobby: What if I told you my name was Amanda? It's not. It's Bobby.
Michael (laughs): You're funny. That's major.
Bobby: "Major"?
Michael: Sorry, they use it in Britain. It means, you know, "cool." Like perfume that smells like dirt or numbers used as letters.

Bobby: Wow a whole new crop of girls! And not one of them has seen my flatulent monkey visits the post office routine.