King of the Hill

Season 13 Episode 12

Uncool Customer

Aired Sunday 8:30 AM Mar 15, 2009 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Peggy: I swear, we were not snooping, we, we were just trying to find a way out.
      Katt: (sighs) I never wanted anyone to see this. I don't know,...maybe I did, since I didn't keep it locked or anything.
      Bobby: You're not going to lock it now, are you?
      Katt: Being as cutting edge as I am, it's a full-time job. Seriously. I wake up when it's still dark to watch the European news. Then I check in with the club kids just before they go to bed. I read 142 blogs a day, every day, every hour.
      And look at me, I'm texting right now. (reads message) Huh. Wristbands are out.
      Katt: Sure, all of this seems crazy. But I don't know, I guess that's the price you pay for glamor. I mean, look at this bag. It's not coming out for three months.
      Peggy: I believe it. I want this bag, that collage, your life!
      Katt: Trust me, you don't. See, I follow trends. All of them, no matter what-- piercings, colonics, trendy surgeries, online affairs. I've even done some street fighting.