Cotton: Get your war memorabilia here! All items must go! Amuse your friends and thrill the ladies with an authentic Nazi skull, priced to move!
Veteran: (about Hank) You mean to tell me that this bloodsucking goniff never served his country? Cotton: 4-F. Got out on account of his narrow urethra! The only uniform he ever wore was the Boy Scouts. Hank: I made it to Eagle Scout. And Dad, you know the war was over. Besides, I tried to enlist, but the army felt I wouldn't be able to relieve myself efficiently under duress, especially in front of others.
Peggy: I know a Vietnam vet. Dr. Sardi, my gynecologist. Hank: They needed those guys over there?
Cotton: Vietnam boys? No got-dang way! The VFW stands for Veterans of Foreign Wars, not Reefer-Smokin' Losers!
(Talking about her visit to the VFW) Peggy: They looked like little angels sleeping there. The smell was unimaginable.
Tagline: "Aaaagh! Aaaagh! It bites!" - Bill
:Episode Title: Unfortunate Son: The episode title is a reference to the Creedence Clearwater Revival song "Fortunate Son."
S 14 : Ep 4
Aired 5/7/10
S 14 : Ep 3
Aired 5/6/10
S 14 : Ep 2
Aired 5/5/10
S 14 : Ep 1
Aired 5/4/10
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