King of the Hill

Season 6 Episode 11

Unfortunate Son

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Aired Sunday 8:30 AM Mar 10, 2002 on FOX

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    • Veteran: (about Hank) You mean to tell me that this bloodsucking goniff never served his country?
      Cotton: 4-F. Got out on account of his narrow urethra! The only uniform he ever wore was the Boy Scouts.
      Hank: I made it to Eagle Scout. And Dad, you know the war was over. Besides, I tried to enlist, but the army felt I wouldn't be able to relieve myself efficiently under duress, especially in front of others.

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