Dale: Bill! What a relief. I dropped my keys in the back of the meat freezer and I need someone well-insulated to fish them out for me. Bill: I'm kinda the go-to guy for stuff like this.
(Bill has invited Dale to his 'family' dinner with Charlene and Kate) Dale: Good choice on the mashed potatoes, Kate. Tasty, and a fun place to sculpt your subconscious thoughts.
Hank: How could Kate be your daughter? Dale: As you may recall, I learned some time ago that Joseph was conceived while I was away from Nancy, an anomaly that can only be explained by alien gene traders covertly planting my DNA into my sleeping wife. Hank: Uh... right... Dale: After impregnating Nancy, the aliens must have then left my genetic material with Charlene in the hopes of engineering a master race, with me as the foundation. The "how" is simple enough. It's the "why" that troubles me.
Dale: John Redcorn, I bet you could romance a woman out of a relationship with a giant doofus. John Redcorn: Dale, are you asking me to steal your friend's companion? Dale: I don't want my child raised by an idiot. John Redcorn: Yes, it's very difficult to watch an idiot raise your child.
Dale: I'd like to shatter Bill's happiness in a way that doesn't leave him all mopey.
Hank: So, Bill, how's life as a not entirely legal guardian?
Dale: (to Bill) So, Charlene's moving in, huh? Have you told her about your idiosyncrasies? Like your fear of floss? And how you use your loofah for non-loofah purposes?
Dale: A woman who's perfect for Bill? (shudders) That's a disturbing image.
International Airdates: Denmark: August 5, 2008 on TV3
Tagline: "Wha ha ha ha ha ha" - Joseph
Brittany Murphy lends her voice to Charlene's daughter (Joseph's half-sister) in this episode, using her pre-puberty Joseph voice.
Blake McCormick is credited as the writer of this episode.
Dale: (laughing) Just remembered a funny Sniglet. Sniglets is a book by comedian Rich Hall as a collection of "any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should"; e.g. Furnidents: The indentations left in carpet after moving heavy furniture.
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